News The Morning News
posted by on December 21 at 8:02 AM
The Pentagon Wants: More Money.
President Bush Wants: More Troops, Less Taxes, and Maybe a Minimum Wage Increase.
He Also Wants: Everyone to Go Shopping.
Denver Wants: The Snow to Melt.
Iranian Students Want: Ahmadinejad to Shut Up.
U.S. Students Want: Pain Killers.
Iranian Voters Want: Ahmadinejad to Take the Hint.
News Outlets Want: AT&T’s Role in Bush’s Surveillance Program Disclosed.
Phone Companies Get: Access to Cable Markets.
Monica Lewinsky Gets: Degree from London School of Economics.
Miss Teen USA and Miss USA want a "farewell alcohol" shot of tequila and fifteen minutes of "alone" time. Oh yeah, and world peace.
I don't want the snow to melt - not yet anyway. I love storms like this!
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