As the holidays draw near, this is the time to take stock of greetings given to those around you, and decorative plantlife, and remember that whether you choose to refer to Christmas or another holiday or holidays in general, you are wrong and should be ashamed of yourself, you ignorant asshole.
Remember, you can easily recycle Xmas cards by burning them for heat.
This is hilarious! Thanks ECB. I'm going to send this to my wing nut brother. He's got a 4 yo and I'm sure he is worried that the homo agenda will infiltrate his boy's white bread suburban school...
Truly, the not-at-all-pagan tannenbaum is all that stands between us and youth-led wiccan homosexual matriarchy.
I think it's important to realize that the prime motivation for these people is an extreme fear of anything and everyone that is different from them.
We should point that out to them when they have their various spastic freak outs.
I think it's disappointing to see Murray refer to it as a "holiday tree" when it's obviously not a tree for ALL holidays (at least in this day and age). But not a huge deal. The homo agenda guide is hilarious. Hm, I majored in politics in undergrad. I guess I'm gay!
I keep wondering if WorldNutDaily could get any more shrill and irrelevant...and then they do. It's like a miracle!
Who the hell CARES what you call it?! If your neighbor doesn't celebrate it with the same name, does that make it less fun for you? I don't get the mindset of these "war on Xmas" folk.
Oh, and someone should remind them that Puritans/Calvinists and other original fundie types banned Christmas trees and such as pagan symbols.
Hey, wait a second....that's not a HANNUKAH TREE, is it?
You really do have to watch out for those anti-bullying regulations. I mean, obviously, Erica, every queeny boy should have the shit knocked out of him all through school. It's the finest expression of Christian values.
Nothing demonstrates the true Christmas spirit like snarling "Merry Christmas" at any hapless cashier who wishes you "Happy Holidays."
LMAO @ Gitai
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