May I humbly make the case for Victrola over Slog?
1) Victrola is the underdog in this race, given the medium (internet)
2) I have read many a fine book at Victrola over the years, be it early in the morning before work or late at night writing papers for school.
3) Slog promotes cynicism, sarcasm, know-it-all blabberings (probably no more than blogs in general, not that I'm an expert)
4) Victrola has good sandwiches
OK, that is all. Get out the vote.
Victrola has a blog. And a million customers in and out all day long. They can campaign too. And they have four days to do it.
Fuck the squirrels. Vote John/Thomas.
Do NOT vote squirrels. Diseased rodents. Fat invaders from the east. Making nests in attics running around while you try to sleep. Raspy screams when they are unhappy.
John/Thomas is not my favorite street. Really there isn't much there, but at least it has bus stops. And cars that kill squirrels.
Oh shit! I accidentally voted for Victrola and I meant to click Slog! I want a new ballot!
I'll bet if you erase your cookies you can vote again.
What are you going to do when it's Slog v. Squirrels? That's going to be a tough race...
Squirrels are holy, quasi-mystical beasts. And they are no more diseased that we are - probably less so.
I doubt anyone at the Stranger looks like Michael Landon.
Our squirrel does. That's why I will vote Squirrel.
Little Buddy.
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