Truly a David & Goliath battle -- go little squirrels! You've got squirrel-mentum!
Those squirrels would take over the world...if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Where's Savage? Why isn't he out campaigning? He's the John Edwards of this race. It's down the wire and Savage, like Edwards in '04, is totally AWOL.
Savage is a good campaigner, something made clear by his previous efforts in this race. A few dozen blog posts by Savage, and you guys took a commanding lead against ShopRite, Victrola, all comers. Without Savage on the stump, Slog is doomed.
It's time to let Savage be Savage!
SQUIRREL-mentum?! If you're taking a page from the Lieberman playbook, darling squirrelykins, you will go chew through electrical wire and commit squirrel suicide.
Thanks for reminding me to vote.
Oh sure. When it suited your needs, the Slog was _for_ squirrels. But now?
The slog was for squirrels before it was against them.
Squirrels are not terrifying. They're just awful and mundane. And the new redesigned squirrel interface is a stinker, I hear.
51-49 in favor of squirrels. i wonder what they'll do with their mandate?
Another hot pic of Jessica Alba would convince me to vote for Slog...maybe.
Post a saucy pic of Cienna and you've got my vote. Otherwise, the Squirrel gets it.
The note tied to the accorn that was just thrown through my window says, "iF yU dont vOte fOr sKwiRl yUlL b sORy!"
I'm scared. Hold me.
I need to hear some positions on the issues. I already know the squirrels are the green choice -- care to compare the carbon footprint of the slog writers to the squirrels?
I look forward to the Stranger abandoning its long bitter rivalry with the Weekly in favor of a new rivalry with a far more worthy opponent: Frisky, scampery, nut-gathering bushy-tailed squirrels!
Finally a rival with teeth!
Monkey, that note is just dirty politics. Everyone knows that squirrels can't use the Shift key. Ever read archi & mehitabel?
A tender candidate/electorate moment from an average 18-month lifespanner:
Jeff @ 10:
I'll go you one better and ask for a cheesecake pic of one Amy Kate! If that doesn't generate votes for Slog, nothing will!
You keep backfiring every time you campaign. The squirrels are more attractive every entry!
Please post another picture of a horrific model in your defense please.
You've photoshopped that squirrel to make it look black! Craven! Craven, and below the belt!
You've photoshopped that squirrel to make it look black! Craven! Craven, and below the belt fearmongering!
"You Go Squirrel!"
omfg. so i google "dead squirrel" to try to find a pic of a less-cutely critter and I found this. seriously.
p.s. i still vote squirrel. early and often.
That's no photoshopping... you've posted the evil Canadian Black Squirrel!
Jewish squirrels are HOT!
@23: How UnAmerican for them to do that. I knew Savage had a bunch of commie pinkos stuffed onto the 3rd floor but wow. No way Slog wins now I figure...
I know The Stranger doesn't have the highest ethical standards, but posting a "Willy Horton" squirrel picture? That's a new low.
I vote squirrel!
The Stranger, you have a serious disadvantage here. I recently learned that American grey squirrels are pushing European red squirrels out of their natural habitats. Why? Because grey squirrels can digest the tannic acid in acorns, and the pussy red squirrels can't. I think the squirrels gets a badass vote for this -- can The Stranger disest tannic acid? I don't think so.
Also, do you really want to fuck with this?
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