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Truly a David & Goliath battle -- go little squirrels! You've got squirrel-mentum!

Posted by cite | December 28, 2006 12:19 PM

Those squirrels would take over the world...if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Posted by J.R. | December 28, 2006 12:21 PM

Where's Savage? Why isn't he out campaigning? He's the John Edwards of this race. It's down the wire and Savage, like Edwards in '04, is totally AWOL.

Savage is a good campaigner, something made clear by his previous efforts in this race. A few dozen blog posts by Savage, and you guys took a commanding lead against ShopRite, Victrola, all comers. Without Savage on the stump, Slog is doomed.

It's time to let Savage be Savage!

Posted by Stalker of Celery | December 28, 2006 12:27 PM

SQUIRREL-mentum?! If you're taking a page from the Lieberman playbook, darling squirrelykins, you will go chew through electrical wire and commit squirrel suicide.

Posted by donna brazile | December 28, 2006 12:30 PM

Thanks for reminding me to vote.

Vote Sqwerl!

Posted by keshmeshi | December 28, 2006 12:37 PM

Oh sure. When it suited your needs, the Slog was _for_ squirrels. But now?

The slog was for squirrels before it was against them.

Posted by mason | December 28, 2006 12:56 PM

Squirrels are not terrifying. They're just awful and mundane. And the new redesigned squirrel interface is a stinker, I hear.

Posted by Fnarf | December 28, 2006 1:03 PM

51-49 in favor of squirrels. i wonder what they'll do with their mandate?

Posted by charles | December 28, 2006 1:04 PM

Another hot pic of Jessica Alba would convince me to vote for Slog...maybe.

Posted by Matthew | December 28, 2006 1:06 PM

Post a saucy pic of Cienna and you've got my vote. Otherwise, the Squirrel gets it.

Posted by Jeff | December 28, 2006 1:15 PM

The note tied to the accorn that was just thrown through my window says, "iF yU dont vOte fOr sKwiRl yUlL b sORy!"

I'm scared. Hold me.

Posted by monkey | December 28, 2006 1:23 PM

I need to hear some positions on the issues. I already know the squirrels are the green choice -- care to compare the carbon footprint of the slog writers to the squirrels?

Posted by cite | December 28, 2006 1:27 PM

I look forward to the Stranger abandoning its long bitter rivalry with the Weekly in favor of a new rivalry with a far more worthy opponent: Frisky, scampery, nut-gathering bushy-tailed squirrels!

Finally a rival with teeth!

Posted by flamingbanjo | December 28, 2006 1:33 PM

Monkey, that note is just dirty politics. Everyone knows that squirrels can't use the Shift key. Ever read archi & mehitabel?

Posted by Fnarf | December 28, 2006 1:42 PM

A tender candidate/electorate moment from an average 18-month lifespanner:

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 28, 2006 1:49 PM

Jeff @ 10:

I'll go you one better and ask for a cheesecake pic of one Amy Kate! If that doesn't generate votes for Slog, nothing will!

Posted by Matthew | December 28, 2006 2:27 PM

You keep backfiring every time you campaign. The squirrels are more attractive every entry!

Please post another picture of a horrific model in your defense please.

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | December 28, 2006 2:56 PM

You've photoshopped that squirrel to make it look black! Craven! Craven, and below the belt!

Posted by Napoleon XIV | December 28, 2006 3:05 PM

You've photoshopped that squirrel to make it look black! Craven! Craven, and below the belt fearmongering!

Posted by Napoleon XIV | December 28, 2006 3:05 PM

"You Go Squirrel!"

Posted by elswinger | December 28, 2006 3:05 PM

omfg. so i google "dead squirrel" to try to find a pic of a less-cutely critter and I found this. seriously.

Posted by charles | December 28, 2006 3:14 PM

p.s. i still vote squirrel. early and often.

Posted by charles | December 28, 2006 3:15 PM

That's no photoshopping... you've posted the evil Canadian Black Squirrel!

Posted by John | December 28, 2006 4:33 PM

Jewish squirrels are HOT!

Posted by monkey | December 28, 2006 5:00 PM

@23: How UnAmerican for them to do that. I knew Savage had a bunch of commie pinkos stuffed onto the 3rd floor but wow. No way Slog wins now I figure...

Posted by Dave Coffman | December 28, 2006 6:22 PM

I know The Stranger doesn't have the highest ethical standards, but posting a "Willy Horton" squirrel picture? That's a new low.

I vote squirrel!

Posted by Sean | December 28, 2006 8:41 PM

The Stranger, you have a serious disadvantage here. I recently learned that American grey squirrels are pushing European red squirrels out of their natural habitats. Why? Because grey squirrels can digest the tannic acid in acorns, and the pussy red squirrels can't. I think the squirrels gets a badass vote for this -- can The Stranger disest tannic acid? I don't think so.

Also, do you really want to fuck with this?

Posted by chip | December 29, 2006 1:48 AM

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