Comments on Sixteen Boxes of Porn!?!

Debbie Does Dallas was my very first pornographic movie. It was a fun movie. I have very fond memories.

"preowned but nonsticky"

Preowned porn means opened porn. Which means that the masturbating hand was also used to remove said porn from the vcr/dvd player/laserdisc player. Yuck.

Hey Pablo- that's what latex gloves are for!

I tried that, but the latex got all up inside the works of my VHS player and now I can't watch ANYTHING.

I love porn, but "preowned" porn? Yuck. Besides, there's probably a thousand websites where this same stuff could be downloaded without fear of "smudged" DVDs, incompatible technology (laserdisc player? nope), or latex allergies.

But the effort involved in downloading! I lament, as well, the lost cachet. Imagine how cool you sound telling someone that you bought sixteen boxes of pre-owned porn from Strangercrombie and YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!

I hope the picture of Debbie Does Dallas isn't the one in the Date for One package. British DVDs only play on PAL (European) systems. (The 18 in a circle is a British rating).

Unless you have a region-free DVD player. Which you should.

I would, but I'd feel bad for the guy with the high bid who is clearly dying to win this package.

Don't forget! It is for charity :)