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Debbie Does Dallas was my very first pornographic movie. It was a fun movie. I have very fond memories.

Posted by monkey | December 11, 2006 11:29 AM

"preowned but nonsticky"

Preowned porn means opened porn. Which means that the masturbating hand was also used to remove said porn from the vcr/dvd player/laserdisc player. Yuck.

Posted by pablocjr | December 11, 2006 11:45 AM

Hey Pablo- that's what latex gloves are for!

Posted by Ari Spool | December 11, 2006 11:54 AM

I tried that, but the latex got all up inside the works of my VHS player and now I can't watch ANYTHING.

Posted by Fnarf | December 11, 2006 12:15 PM

I love porn, but "preowned" porn? Yuck. Besides, there's probably a thousand websites where this same stuff could be downloaded without fear of "smudged" DVDs, incompatible technology (laserdisc player? nope), or latex allergies.

Posted by him | December 11, 2006 12:22 PM

But the effort involved in downloading! I lament, as well, the lost cachet. Imagine how cool you sound telling someone that you bought sixteen boxes of pre-owned porn from Strangercrombie and YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!

Posted by Ari Spool | December 11, 2006 12:24 PM

I hope the picture of Debbie Does Dallas isn't the one in the Date for One package. British DVDs only play on PAL (European) systems. (The 18 in a circle is a British rating).

Posted by elswinger | December 11, 2006 12:51 PM

Unless you have a region-free DVD player. Which you should.

Posted by Fnarf | December 11, 2006 2:23 PM

I would, but I'd feel bad for the guy with the high bid who is clearly dying to win this package.

Posted by Gomez | December 11, 2006 9:14 PM

Don't forget! It is for charity :)

Posted by Secret South | December 11, 2006 9:42 PM

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