Strangercrombie Sixteen Boxes of Porn!?!
posted by December 11 at 10:48 AMon
My favorite Strangercrombie item is the Date for One package. Here’s the item description:
Date for One
Not one, not two, but sixteen (!) boxes of heterosexual pornography, from the original Debbie Does Dallas to Specs Appeal: Girls with Glasses to the disconcertingly named Anabolic Initiations IV. This vast collection of preowned but nonsticky wankspiration is spread over DVDs, VHS tapes, and even a few laserdiscs (?!?), and comes with a complimentary package of tube socks. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Bid Now! As of this posting, it’s only at $51. What a steal!
In case you needed a little more convincing, there are many amazing things one can do with 16 boxes of heterosexual porn. Some of my ideas include theme parties, birthday presents, disguise birthday presents (where you innocently insert a porn into a case for the movie Clueless), gluing them together to make a wonderful bookcase, booby-trapping Dan Savage’s office (a porn in every desk drawer!), photocopying the case “art” for posters and thank you cards, and masturbating.
The possibilities are endless.