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They do have one weakness, however, which is clearly spelled out in this editorial in the Onion.

Posted by flamingbanjo | December 21, 2006 6:00 PM

Maybe that's why they're fairing well in THE POLL...

Posted by Dave Coffman | December 21, 2006 6:09 PM

Is Giantladysquirels (did i get that name right?) going to comment on this? Clearly we need some level headed squirrels and humans to sit down at the negotiating table together and see if we can resolve our differences diplomatically. In the meantime, i say we exercise some blatent species-profiling and don't let ANY squirls on planes (they love the free nuts).

Posted by longball | December 21, 2006 6:14 PM

Squirrels are your friends! Embrace them... OR DIE!!!

Posted by Explorer | December 21, 2006 6:34 PM

Dogs, as a species, have recognized the squirrel threat for generations - and they have tried to warn us.

Posted by Fido | December 21, 2006 6:49 PM

This post is clearly an early attack in anticipation of the final CHS poll that pits The Stranger against squirrels. But your readers are no fools, and they know your charms are thin when compared to the mighty merit of our furry friends.

Posted by paralogist | December 21, 2006 7:05 PM

If only we’d turned to squirrels for help in selecting a viaduct replacement, instead of Governor Gregoire.

Their psychic prediction powers would see right through all the political pontificating, future scenario studies
and funding questions. Plus they’d have the nuts to actually make a fucking decision.

Posted by Keith | December 21, 2006 7:11 PM

The squirrel attack incident, that took place minutes away from my home, is exactly why I did not vote for squirels (against Dan's wishes) and I voted for the unknown John/Thomas. Better the evil that you don't know than the evil that attacks children in strollers.

Posted by Papayas | December 21, 2006 9:20 PM

Squirrels are the new Eddie Haskell.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 21, 2006 9:28 PM

You know the next round is going to be squirrels v. slog. I'm voting squirrels :P I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

Posted by ky | December 21, 2006 10:20 PM

squirrels are the devil's henchmen. they are my number one fear for good reason. creepy little itchy-lookin' bastards.

Posted by kerri harrop | December 21, 2006 10:24 PM

Those rat-bastard squirrels are to blame for the horrific, senseless gun violence in our society. I done seen it on a t-shirt.

Posted by Pomme Fritz | December 22, 2006 12:19 AM

Mabey squirrel just likes nut

Posted by Yeah man | December 31, 2006 9:07 AM

second that

Posted by Never Mind | December 31, 2006 9:15 AM

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