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Hey y'all:

A story that might not be commonly known regarding Cockrum as both generous and someone who loves to fuck with Stranger staffers: Cockrum only got to do his historical "Schola Nigga" cartoon last year because I was merciful.

I won that auction, and Ivan came a-begging to me, saying his computer was down, wa-wa, he had some funny idea. He offered to either pay me or match my bid, and I let him add his donation on top of mine. So he basically doubled the amount of cash that went to Northwest Harvest for the opportunity to do that cartoon.

Mr. Frizzelle has never said anything nasty about me (of which I am aware at any rate), but I'm bidding anyway!

Before I bid, I just want to see Mr. Frizzelle in his Strangercrombie bikini posing with this grand crystal (or is it Crystelle®?) award. Mmmmmm... Frizzellalicious!

Time for John Longenbaugh to go dumpster diving.