Strangercrombie Bootleg Bonus Auction!
posted by December 10 at 11:27 AMon
From inspired dumpster diver/”Schola Nigga” cartoonist Ivan Cockrum comes this hilarious “Bonus Strangercrombie auction!”
Has your labor of love been slagged by Stranger Books Editor Christopher Frizzelle? Here’s your opportunity to chuckle over his ignominious past as a Sales Support Person for Adams & Associates, Inc. This trophy was lovingly plucked from Frizzelle’s very own dumpster, where it was discarded like a wriggling maggot. Next time Frizzelle prints a negative word about you, just shove this in his face. Gives you instant authority to demand where a hack office drone like him gets off criticizing your genius! Proceeds go to hunger-relief agency Northwest Harvest!
Ivan has indeed arranged for proceeds earned by the item to go to Northwest Harvest, and Chris is thrilled that his trash has the potential to help the hungry. So: Go! Bid! Buy!