City Overheard at Havana
posted by on December 21 at 20:20 PM
From the booth next to ours: “I’m Rick James, bitch!”
The person sitting with his back to Rick James: “He’s white, right?”
The person facing Rick James: “Yes.”
The person sitting with his back to Rick James: “And bald?”
The person facing Rick James: “Yes.”
The person sitting with his back to Rick James: “I knew it.”
Er, if you are going to patronize Havana, please don't complain about the gentrification of Capitol Hill.
When has Savage ever complained about that?
Dude is hastening that shit. The Stranger will be a glossy by the time we have a tunnel and some light rail.
When you're a middle-aged homosexual with a kid, you'll be glad there's a nice, safe, bland Havana on nice, safe, bland Capitol Hill
I hate all kids and I strongly dislike about 25% of homos.
I like Havana though, sort of.
The 25% of homo that I hate includes, but it not limited to:
Those perky blond highlights
That lame-o "tribal" tattoo
The left ankle (I dunno, I just don't like 'em)
Gay cruises
Ever since seeing Shortbus, I have the urge to yell, "I'm an albino, bitch."
Havana "no", Bus Stop "yes".
The day I no longer have to explain Comeback posters and meth zombies to my kid is the day we move back off the hill.
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