Slog - Comments on Notes From The Prayer Warrior http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19 Look out Latvia, the Prayer Warrior has landed! Dear Prayer Warrior, Well, I arrived in Latvia, and after a long uneventful flight, thought we'd never survive the automobile ride from the airport. Praise God for keeping us safe! I met a man tonight, who overheard me talking, and struck up a conversation with me. He is from Holland, and has a very successful business there, a system used in air control safety all over Europe, and even controlling the ships that come into the harbors. Anyway, after hearing why I was there, he began asking questions, such as, "Why is... Copyright 2008 Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:33:42 -0800 Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:48:37 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Syzygy "...controlling the ships that come into the harbors"

Not a bad pick up line.

]]> Syzygy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544308 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544308 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:49:09 -0800 Comment by horatiosanzserif I love it -- yet another American making us look ignorant and retarded overseas. Way to go, godslut.

]]> horatiosanzserif http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544378 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544378 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:03:13 -0800 Comment by Dutch Businessman Dear Diary,

Today I met the most embarrassing gasbag of an American. Fucking moron couldn't even tell that I was making fun of him. He even wants to get together again tomorrow. Must be some kind of a masochist.

]]> Dutch Businessman http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544379 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544379 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:04:06 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi So the members of these "dead" churches don't believe in Jesus? Or do they just not believe in Hutch's brand of Christianity?

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544390 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544390 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:30:59 -0800 Comment by ASStor Hutch, ROTFLMAO!! Dear Diary,

Finally I'm here. I can't BELIEVE I am finallly in LATVIA!!!! It's been my dream, like, forever!!!

Already, it's paid off. I was at the "BAR" (the most divine place: Black as the night, except for vintage American porn. I was wearing my new chaps, which really frame my ass, and make me look FIERCE!) and I met this absolute HUNK of a man who owns some sort of shipping thing or something - I honestly can't tell you. My heart was beating so fast, and my dick was SO HARD! I was lost in his eyes!

Anyway, he wanted to talk about the church or something (BO-RING!) but I played along, because I think what he REALLY wanted was a taste of my "chocolate donut". I've heard that most of these ex-communists are uncut (the savages!) God, I hope so!!!! Please, please, PLEASE let it be like the Bel Ami videos!!!!

I think he fancied me. I really do.

Anyway, sent an email off to those dreary prayer warriors. Even though I feel like I'm dreaming, I know I eventually have to go back and "hit the gym" to earn a paycheck, LOL. If those suckers only knew what a SUCKER I am! The "stewardess corps" of Air Latvia sure does! HA!

Kisses, My dear Diary. Hopefully, I will have a SCANDALOUS story for you tomorrow!!

]]> ASStor Hutch, ROTFLMAO!! http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544391 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c544391 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:31:49 -0800 Comment by KS The best part is that he automatically assumes the guy isn't a Christian already, probably because he's Dutch. Pot smoking heathens.

]]> KS http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545109 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545109 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:26:04 -0800 Comment by let's get some shoes What is it about Christer gasbags and their proclivity for turning even the most minor encounter into some Grand and Important Event in the retelling. Kenny. Dude. You had a scary cab ride and bullshitted with someone in the bar. Calm the fuck down, already.

]]> let's get some shoes http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545113 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545113 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:32:44 -0800 Comment by kinaidos Odds are the dutch guy is either trying to sell him hash or kiddie porn or both. Isn't that what the ducth do? Perhaps he took the revernd's not mentioning pedophilia as a sign that he was looking for a some hash and some videos of nude submission oil-wrestling 13 year olds.
I wonder if hash helps with sickle cell anemia? (It dawned on me after all that test nonsense was blogged that it probably was testing for the effect so sickle cell anemia.)

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545133 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c545133 Life Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:25:56 -0800 Comment by D Huygens He is in Holland! Isn't that vierd?

]]> D Huygens http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c547812 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/notes_from_the_praye_19#c547812 Life Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:48:37 -0800