Life Notes From The Prayer Warrior
posted by on December 5 at 17:33 PM
Look out Latvia, the Prayer Warrior has landed!
Dear Prayer Warrior,Well, I arrived in Latvia, and after a long uneventful flight, thought we’d never survive the automobile ride from the airport. Praise God for keeping us safe!
I met a man tonight, who overheard me talking, and struck up a conversation with me. He is from Holland, and has a very successful business there, a system used in air control safety all over Europe, and even controlling the ships that come into the harbors.
Anyway, after hearing why I was there, he began asking questions, such as, “Why is the church dead?” I told him some churches were dead because there is no truth without Jesus, or religion without a Savior. He wanted to meet me again before he leaves on Saturday, to discuss this further.
Pray for an open door, and for the salvation of this person God placed in my path. What a wonderful opportunity!
Your Pastor,
Hutch
"...controlling the ships that come into the harbors"
Not a bad pick up line.
I love it -- yet another American making us look ignorant and retarded overseas. Way to go, godslut.
Dear Diary,
Today I met the most embarrassing gasbag of an American. Fucking moron couldn't even tell that I was making fun of him. He even wants to get together again tomorrow. Must be some kind of a masochist.
So the members of these "dead" churches don't believe in Jesus? Or do they just not believe in Hutch's brand of Christianity?
Dear Diary,
Finally I'm here. I can't BELIEVE I am finallly in LATVIA!!!! It's been my dream, like, forever!!!
Already, it's paid off. I was at the "BAR" (the most divine place: Black as the night, except for vintage American porn. I was wearing my new chaps, which really frame my ass, and make me look FIERCE!) and I met this absolute HUNK of a man who owns some sort of shipping thing or something - I honestly can't tell you. My heart was beating so fast, and my dick was SO HARD! I was lost in his eyes!
Anyway, he wanted to talk about the church or something (BO-RING!) but I played along, because I think what he REALLY wanted was a taste of my "chocolate donut". I've heard that most of these ex-communists are uncut (the savages!) God, I hope so!!!! Please, please, PLEASE let it be like the Bel Ami videos!!!!
I think he fancied me. I really do.
Anyway, sent an email off to those dreary prayer warriors. Even though I feel like I'm dreaming, I know I eventually have to go back and "hit the gym" to earn a paycheck, LOL. If those suckers only knew what a SUCKER I am! The "stewardess corps" of Air Latvia sure does! HA!
Kisses, My dear Diary. Hopefully, I will have a SCANDALOUS story for you tomorrow!!
The best part is that he automatically assumes the guy isn't a Christian already, probably because he's Dutch. Pot smoking heathens.
What is it about Christer gasbags and their proclivity for turning even the most minor encounter into some Grand and Important Event in the retelling. Kenny. Dude. You had a scary cab ride and bullshitted with someone in the bar. Calm the fuck down, already.
Odds are the dutch guy is either trying to sell him hash or kiddie porn or both. Isn't that what the ducth do? Perhaps he took the revernd's not mentioning pedophilia as a sign that he was looking for a some hash and some videos of nude submission oil-wrestling 13 year olds.
I wonder if hash helps with sickle cell anemia? (It dawned on me after all that test nonsense was blogged that it probably was testing for the effect so sickle cell anemia.)
He is in Holland! Isn't that vierd?
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