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Monday, December 11, 2006

Nicole Richie’s DUI

posted by on December 11 at 16:05 PM

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The terrifyingly thin Nicole Richie was popped this morning for driving under the influence of Vicodin and pot. Girlfriend weighs 85 pounds, according to her booking sheet. Aside from her obvious need for a court-mandated glucose IV, someone needs to have a talk with her about how to enjoy a Vicodin/pot buzz properly. She should have been on a couch, not in a car, preferably watching this.

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1

How can she be a proper stoner without Doritos? Sheesh.

Posted by Dave Coffman | December 11, 2006 4:13 PM
2

She looks fat in that picture.

Sorry! I had to.

Posted by Jeff | December 11, 2006 4:15 PM
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nice marmot.

Posted by charles | December 11, 2006 4:19 PM
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Though I'm sure the girl in the LoveLab ad-of-the-day is a perfectly lovely person, the two images side-by-side on my computer screen are eerily similar.

Posted by L | December 11, 2006 4:23 PM
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Vicodin + pot + Donnie Darko = heaven

Posted by monkey | December 11, 2006 4:26 PM
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Is that a...SCRUNCHIE?????

Posted by what? | December 11, 2006 4:40 PM
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Vicodin + pot + this = orgasmatron.

Posted by Explorer | December 11, 2006 5:45 PM
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Wow, she really is a hard-core anorexic. How else can she smoke pot and not give in to the munchies?

Posted by keshmeshi | December 11, 2006 5:56 PM
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Vicodin and pot, I wouldn't, but then what do I know, I've only been in the businees as a chemist for 35 years. Anyway, she looks great even when she doesn't and it's great that she has the courage to be thin and not a blown up blimp. I like anorexics and always encourage it as in aminorex, etc.....

Posted by MetrotekE | December 11, 2006 8:27 PM
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What the hell people! Like get a fucking life. Just cause your god damn life is screwed up don't go bringing others down with ya because of the stupid shit you guys say. Grow up and leave the poor girl alone. SERIOUSLY!
Your all a bunch of losers!!!

Posted by Stacey | December 13, 2006 10:54 AM
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What the hell people! Like get a fucking life. Just cause your god damn life is screwed up don't go bringing others down with ya because of the stupid shit you guys say. Grow up and leave the poor girl alone. SERIOUSLY!
Your all a bunch of losers!!!

Posted by Stacey | December 13, 2006 10:54 AM
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What the hell people! Like get a fucking life. Just cause your god damn life is screwed up don't go bringing others down with ya because of the stupid shit you guys say. Grow up and leave the poor girl alone. SERIOUSLY!
Your all a bunch of losers!!!

Posted by Stacey | December 13, 2006 10:54 AM

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