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Thursday, December 21, 2006

News Flash: Miss Nevada No Virgin Mary!

posted by on December 21 at 11:52 AM

As these scandalous (scandalous!) photos reveal.

Dirty, dirty Miss Nevada. Who would have thought that someone who paraded around in a bikini and bowed and scraped at the feet of Donald Trump to win her Miss All-American Virgin crown would have engaged in such disappointingly unwholesome behavior?

(Speaking of the Don: When Rosie pointed out that the twice-divorced cheater isn’t exactly a moral paragon, he did what all playground bullies do: called her fat and threatened to beat up her girlfriend.)

Oh, and by the way: 95 percent of Americans fuck before marriage.

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1

the don didn't threaten to beat up rosie's girlfriend,

he stated his friends could pick her up, as in f*ck her.

Posted by redux | December 21, 2006 12:00 PM
2

spy magazine couldn't destroy the trump and neither can rosie...though i encourage her to keep trying...

Posted by michael strangeways | December 21, 2006 12:11 PM
3

That's not how I interpret it. He said she'd "better be careful" because one of his friends will come over and "pick up her girlfriend," which news outlets subsequently referred to as "a stern warning" for Rosie to "watch her partner."

Posted by ECB | December 21, 2006 12:12 PM
4

If you included oral & anal and adjusted for honesty, I bet that figure would go up to 99.99%.

Donald Trump must have the tiniest little dick in the world. I bet his balls a tiny too.

Posted by Mike in MO | December 21, 2006 12:15 PM
5

The playground bully isn't alaways wrong. I've been known to cheer when he trash can's the mouthy fat girl nobody likes.

There are a bazillion different ways Rosie could've said what she did wihtout shitting on Trump if her intent was acutally anything but to shit on Trump.

She had woof tickets, cashed 'em in and now she's getting shit for it. That's kinda how things usually go outside Seattle.

Posted by Amigo | December 21, 2006 12:35 PM
6

Hel no, I just watche dRosies rant and Donld's response. I take it all back.

Rosie was hilarious and on point. Donald's a dummy.

Good thing for teh intarnets otherwise I couldn't communicate worth a shit with this foot in my mouth. Go hands!

Posted by Amigo | December 21, 2006 12:40 PM
7

Congrats ECB. You've proven that your entertainment reporting is just as lazy and slanted as everything else you attempt to report.

Donald's quote: "I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend. Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice."

Your interpretation: Donald is threatening to beat her up.

At least you're consistent.

Posted by Keck, stop trolling the high schools for reporters | December 21, 2006 12:57 PM
8

I'm no Rosie fan. In fact I rather dislike her. BUT, she was freakin funny with both her initial comments (so very true) and her response.

Donald, however, just looked sad and pathetic. "oh yeah, well yer... ugly... and fat... yeah, fat and ugly!"

I'm going with Team Rosie on this one.

Posted by monkey | December 21, 2006 1:10 PM
9

Did you see all the white on Miss America's tongue...MAJOR candida overgrowth. She's a yeast infection waiting to happen.

Posted by Addison | December 21, 2006 1:13 PM
10

What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 21, 2006 1:14 PM
11

Agree with Monkey. Also, Trump is rich as all hell, but he isn't worth billions as he claims. He's more worried about his relevence than anything in this world it seems. Truly sad.

Posted by Dougsf | December 21, 2006 1:49 PM
12

Will @#10,

I was about to say the same about Miss Nevada...

Posted by COMTE | December 21, 2006 2:12 PM
13

Where's Joe Francis and GGW when you need him?

Posted by Rebecca | December 21, 2006 2:42 PM
14

#9: yeah, that "moss" on the tongue looks kinda gross.

I was on Star's team when it came to the diet stuff. Rosie stayed in the closet and she didn't get much shit. If you ask me, saying that you had "medical" help to lose weight is much less offensive than pretending like you are straight.

However, in this case I'm on Rosie's team. Donald's an irrelevant ass.

Posted by Papayas | December 21, 2006 5:57 PM
15

Trump has the 'Trump card' on this one. Rosie opened up her big yap and is getting what she deserves. And so what Rosie if Donald wants to give Ms USA a second chance. He also called her on the Danny Devito thing. Its all so fucking hilariuos though( I don't care for either) and I find it interesting that Trump has Lesbian soldier girls(maybe money obsessed Bi-Sexual female slaves) to do his bidding.
He one upped her with the "I'm going to send one of my girl slaves to Snatch away Rosies girlfriend."
This is like WTF is going on since my power came back on yesterday.
I also hear there are major fights going on in sports world during the storm we just had. I saw that New York Knicks fight and that was a doosey. 15 players suspended. Maybe thats what the Networks will have to suggest to Rosie evertime she opens her trap to insult someone. It brings ratings though , so can't blame her or Trump. Still it seems this year must of zapped peoples brains in the entertainment industry.
And Rosies ching chong speech about chinese people was pretty low so I put her up there in the Arena with KKKkramer, Mel Gibson, and their whole 'I have to make fun of and hate certain people stich thing that seems to be pouring out of HollyWierd these days. There is enough SNL skits like this on T.V. I didn't know it was to become a reality sheesh. South Park is going to have a great season next if this keeps up. I love the satire of all this crap though. Its a breather from the political nonsense going on overseas. So Trump if your going to sue Rosie I say "DO IT...DO IT, DO IT"
like Ben Stiller said in that Starsky and Hutch remake. Theres no business like showbusiness.

Posted by sputnik | December 21, 2006 11:56 PM

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