Strangercrombie My Favorite Strangercrombie Package?
posted by on December 8 at 15:39 PM
Hugh Foskett’s, of course.
Now some stick-in-ass types assumed Seattle’s most outgoing Young Republican would be angry after Eli Sanders exposed his sombrero-wearin’, crotch-grabbin’, shotgunnin’, upchuckin’ ways. They were wrong. Hugh, you see, has a sense of humor. And not only did he appreciate the attention (and the votes he believes the attention brought him), Hugh dropped by the office in person to say thanks and agreed to let us auction him off with a couple dozen cases of beer to raise money to feed the homeless. He was so nice he hardly seemed like a Republican at all!
Here’s me and Hugh makin’ nice…
If you want to bid on Hugh Foskett’s Package, click here. Who knows? Maybe with enough beer in him Hugh Foskett will make the switch—to the Democratic Party.
Dan, I don't normally like to compliment you, but you are getting much more attractive as you get older.
I like Hugh just the way he is. Stay with the elephant Hugh!
Hugh is so dreamy.
Sorry, Dems have litmus issues in the 43rd. For example, fiscal discipline, balanced budgets, no foreign wars just cause your dada almost got capped, stuff like that.
When I was his age, I voted for George H. W. Bush. I grew out of it. He might too.
Is that a ring in Hugh's lip?
Why, yes. Hugh is the lip-rinnged, sombrero-wearing, party-hearty face of the new Republican par-tay.
And he is very nice, so there's hope for him. Like I said, enough, enough time...
Dan, are you hitting that?
Unrelated to Hugh, but here is one more Strangercrombie package that went unannounced.
What a hot couple.
I am a married man. And Hugh is straight.
Uh huh. Is that how you got this newspaper gig? Being all "detail oriented" or whatever? :-/
Plus, weird: I woulda pegged that kid as tranny (FTM). And I'm usually pretty good at that game. Hm.
Um, has anyone asked Hugh why he's a Republican?
Wow, he's kind of hot. Maybe I should be hitting up Young Republican meetings...
At first glance, I thought what a
nice looking father and son.
No distant relation?
---Jensen
What a hottie. Too bad he's a straight republican...
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