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Friday, December 8, 2006

My Favorite Strangercrombie Package?

posted by on December 8 at 15:39 PM

Hugh Foskett’s, of course.

Now some stick-in-ass types assumed Seattle’s most outgoing Young Republican would be angry after Eli Sanders exposed his sombrero-wearin’, crotch-grabbin’, shotgunnin’, upchuckin’ ways. They were wrong. Hugh, you see, has a sense of humor. And not only did he appreciate the attention (and the votes he believes the attention brought him), Hugh dropped by the office in person to say thanks and agreed to let us auction him off with a couple dozen cases of beer to raise money to feed the homeless. He was so nice he hardly seemed like a Republican at all!

Here’s me and Hugh makin’ nice…


If you want to bid on Hugh Foskett’s Package, click here. Who knows? Maybe with enough beer in him Hugh Foskett will make the switch—to the Democratic Party.

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Dan, I don't normally like to compliment you, but you are getting much more attractive as you get older.

Posted by snuggles | December 8, 2006 4:00 PM

I like Hugh just the way he is. Stay with the elephant Hugh!

Posted by Proud Gay Republican | December 8, 2006 4:35 PM

Hugh is so dreamy.

Posted by Chris | December 8, 2006 4:42 PM

Sorry, Dems have litmus issues in the 43rd. For example, fiscal discipline, balanced budgets, no foreign wars just cause your dada almost got capped, stuff like that.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 8, 2006 4:45 PM

When I was his age, I voted for George H. W. Bush. I grew out of it. He might too.

Posted by Knows-better-now | December 8, 2006 4:52 PM

Is that a ring in Hugh's lip?

Posted by Sean | December 8, 2006 4:56 PM

Why, yes. Hugh is the lip-rinnged, sombrero-wearing, party-hearty face of the new Republican par-tay.

And he is very nice, so there's hope for him. Like I said, enough, enough time...

Posted by Dan Savage | December 8, 2006 5:03 PM

Dan, are you hitting that?

Posted by Big Wags | December 8, 2006 5:23 PM

Unrelated to Hugh, but here is one more Strangercrombie package that went unannounced.

Posted by Ivan Cockrum | December 8, 2006 5:27 PM

What a hot couple.

Posted by Violet_DaGrinder | December 8, 2006 5:32 PM

I am a married man. And Hugh is straight.

Posted by Dan Savage | December 8, 2006 5:40 PM

Uh huh. Is that how you got this newspaper gig? Being all "detail oriented" or whatever? :-/

Posted by Violet_DaGrinder | December 8, 2006 5:43 PM

Plus, weird: I woulda pegged that kid as tranny (FTM). And I'm usually pretty good at that game. Hm.

Posted by Violet_DaGrinder | December 8, 2006 5:47 PM

Um, has anyone asked Hugh why he's a Republican?

Posted by um.. | December 9, 2006 1:10 AM

Wow, he's kind of hot. Maybe I should be hitting up Young Republican meetings...

Posted by Megan | December 9, 2006 5:30 AM

At first glance, I thought what a
nice looking father and son.

No distant relation?


Posted by Jensen Interceptor | December 9, 2006 9:10 AM

What a hottie. Too bad he's a straight republican...

Posted by That Queer Expatriate | December 11, 2006 12:09 PM

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