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Friday, December 1, 2006

Lindsay Lohan… You Never Disappoint!

posted by on December 1 at 9:49 AM

Though the internet lit up yesterday with reports that LINDSAY LOHAN was the newest member of Alcoholics Anonymous, her very recent display of INSANITY at the GQ Men of the Year dinner would seem to prove otherwise! Here’s the scoopage from Page Six


When Lohan arrived at the exclusive dinner - joining the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore, Jay-Z, Jennifer Connelly and Magic Johnson - she “flipped out” upon seeing Jessica Biel, the luminous star of “The Illusionist,” there with her assistant.

Biel’s assistant used to work for Lohan and earned the “Mean Girls” star’s ire when she quit several months ago.

According to a witness, Lohan started screaming, “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn’t belong in here!

Lohan was shunned at the glittering affair by other celebs who are tired of her bratty antics and bad work ethic. Overhearing her tirade about Biel’s assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?” - setting off laughter.

OUCH! Looks like it’s back to AA for you, young lady. (On a sidenote, do they have a similar organization for celebrities who can’t help flashing their vaginas? Something like VA?)

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As bon-mots go, "who cares about that freak" seems unworthy of Will Ferrell.

Posted by mattymatt | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM
2

Jessica Biehl is luminous? Is that a euphemism for boring?

Posted by keshmeshi | December 1, 2006 10:22 AM
3

She's starting to look like Joan Collins.

Posted by ugh | December 1, 2006 10:24 AM
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To make a show business train wreck really fascinating, the artist first needs to create an amazing body of work (Kurt Cobain, Judy Garland). Pete Doherty and Lindsey are self-destructing way head of schedule...

Posted by Mark Mitchell | December 1, 2006 10:43 AM
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It bums me out when celebs say (and media reports) that they are in AA. It is one thing to say that the person is in recover or a 12-step program but reports of celeb sitings at AA meetings are tacky.

I think that it deters people who need AA from going bc they might be afriad that people will find out about them. Also, when a celeb is in AA and is later seen drinking, others might think that AA doesn't work. Or more specifically won't work for them.

Posted by Papayas | December 1, 2006 10:44 AM
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I think she's going for more of an Elizabeth Taylor look. Either way she looks forty. So much for Joan C's age theory.

Posted by Fnarf | December 1, 2006 10:49 AM
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Ya who cares?
If you answer that you care then you need to care about more important things. Maybe people should just stop buying Useless Celebrity CD's and stop going to their movies if they are in them. Hit em in the pocket book. Bt then Hollywood is all about bad publicity for self promotion. It works really well.
If you have a new movie coming out then dump your partner.
Or you can adopt a baby if your concert tour is coming up.
Maybe flash your privates or have a sex video circulated.
The list goes on.
Just having Talent does not guarantee cash to run around being an asshole celebrity anymore.
No Talent, just celebrity based upon controversy. How fucking creepy is that.
Stop supporting these people. They are not important.

Posted by Brian | December 1, 2006 11:13 AM
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I think VA funding just got drastically cut by Bush

Posted by el ganador | December 1, 2006 11:15 AM
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How is trashy celebrity not important? I think it's the MOST important thing.

Posted by Fnarf | December 1, 2006 12:35 PM
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Man, my son and I liked the 1998 Parent Trap so much, where the 11 year old Lohan played twins. We had so much fun finding out that Lohan wasn't actually two people. And I think directors were complementing her work ethic when she made Freaky Friday only 4 years ago. It's sad to see someone go publicly from child to train-wreck in such a short time. You always think, couldn't somebody have helped her? Just like you do with the friend in high school who is already a fucked up drunk.

Posted by mirror | December 1, 2006 12:48 PM
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Help her? How could you help her more than she's been helped already? I think she's turned out FANTASTIC!

Posted by Fnarf | December 1, 2006 1:22 PM
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I could really give a flying fuck about most celeberities, and their stupid behavior. It almost makes you long for the days of the studio system and the morals clauses. At least then you didn't have to listen to the scandal stories all the time.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | December 1, 2006 1:51 PM
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Well, unless you read Confidential, or its innumerable imitators. Though even then the stories were mostly planted by PR departments. Rock Hudson's Midnight Beauty! Sammy Dates A White Woman! Richard Burton Seems Tired!

Posted by Fnarf | December 1, 2006 3:34 PM
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Fnarf, you kill me.

Posted by Mark Mitchell | December 1, 2006 4:41 PM
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If it weren't for celebrity gossip rags what the fuck would you read on the throne or waiting to get your hair did?

Some of you killjoys need to understand that it is entirely possible to hold more than one thought in your head at once. Being an urban ascetic with your eyes on the prize and only ever on the prize is as dull minded and suspect as voting for Bush.

Some of you dorks apparently won't stop 'til you've dogmatized and religified progressive thinking.

Lighten up. You can't volunteer at PETA while you're watching Hedwig, so why do you watch Hedwig?

Whatever. I save strays with Hedwig playing in the background. Most of the time I ain't even awake when I murder. Here's to feeling good all the time! Here's to feeling righteous and just at the same time!

Lindsay Lohan is a fucking mess and I wanna watch.

Posted by Rnufn | December 1, 2006 5:21 PM
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Mark Mitchell: Thank you very much. I live to please.

Posted by Fnarf | December 1, 2006 5:55 PM
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I think we need to start the "boycott Lohan" campaign and use her as an example of what we do not want from Hollywood and turn around the control over what is a celebrity. After all celebrity is based upon what people think of someone wanting to be an actor or gain fame from producing something.
So send the message out that you will not watch Lohan product so that every other useless offensive jerk from Hollywood will produce something better than just being trash.
I just feel some people are simpletons liking people like Lohan. Enough already. If you like Lohan you are a clueless Moron.
There!

Posted by Brian | December 2, 2006 12:41 AM
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If any of you watched Friday's Countdown, you heard that the whole thing did not happen. He was there for the ceremony. Check the transcripts of his show.

Posted by Zach | December 2, 2006 1:52 PM

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