Politics It Ain’t Over!
posted by December 29 at 17:01 PMon
Polls closed at Capitol Hill Seattle moments ago. Unfortunately there’s no one in our editorial offices to post the final results. But here’s a link to CHS, where the final results are sure to be posted by now. Did squirrels hold on to their slim lead? (Despite the best efforts of the Portland Mercury?) Did Slog surge in the final half hour of voting and pull ahead?
We dunno. The Stranger’s edit staff is off having drinks with the winner of this Strangercrombie item. Whatever the result, we intend to contest it and call for a revote. This ain’t over! Because if the squirrels won we don’t know which squirrels won. Our native red squirrels? Or those evil east coast squirrels? Or maybe it was this evil albino squirrel…
And if we won, well, that ain’t right. Because we suck. Re-vote! Re-vote! Re-vote!