Comments on Is That a Newspaper in Your Lap or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Dan,

In case you missed it, there were a couple of last references to the substance 'santorum' on the Daily Show last night. The one in the 'where are they now?' part at the end is clear (and hilarious), but I thought I detected another reference earlier in the clip (vulgar and even more hilarious). Crooks and Liars has the clip posted. www.crooksandliars.com/

that has to be the strangest explaination ever offered. The most absurd of course was Ted "I just got a massage & only bought meth from him for research" Haggard.

He was leaning over to read his newspaper and the guy's dick accidentally slipped into his mouth.

It happens to me ALL the time since I cancelled my own subscription to the PI.

Due to years of useless liberal arts education, I can't really read without a pencil in my hand.

So this guy needs a dick in his mouth to concentrate. Whatever.

His "newspaper"? Now, that's a euphemism I hadn't heard before.

NOBODY IN THE MEDIA IS REPORTING THIS (at least, yet)
Sorry to shout. I just thought the Stranger should pick up on this, at least make a blog story out of it.
Olmert: "Can you say that this is the same level, when [Iran is] aspiring to have nuclear weapons, as America, France, Israel, Russia?"
The best article was in The Spiegel, but you guys probably don't read German, so I found it in English:
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1164881872535&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

Or better yet,
http://aljazeera.com/me.asp?service_ID=12858

Well, I had heard that newspaper readership was going down.