Comments on Ha ha, we won. Holiday spirit at the Sheriff's Office

In other news, the Republicans trounced the Democrats on Fox.

Dude. You *lost* *at* the P-I. On the pages of the P-I. Which people read. And you look stupid, because you're fuckups. You make SPD looks like saints.

So you won at the kangaroo court put on by someone who's screwing someone in the ex-Sheriff's office. There's a big surprise: someone wants to keep getting laid.

Next time put out a press release that says "I want to keep fucking my wife." At least that one will be believable.

Um, The Washington News Council?

Isn't that that non-governmental, non-jurisdictional, they-can-kvetch-all-they-like-but-their-decisions-mean-squat non-profit journalistic "arbitration body" or whatever they call themselves these days?

Ooh yeah. That means a LOT.

Geeezusssssss! Isn't John UrkHEART just the biggest WUSS of the YEAR, or what? I mean, Jeezus!! The Fawkin Pee-EYE, as big of pussies as THOSE GUYS R, suddenley gets some CAJONES and starts calling out those punk-ass beeches cops for what some of them are, and then suddenly this guy claims status abotu "beatin' some P-I ass"?! What a pussy! Reaally. What an absolute puss. I mean, this guy must know that the sheriff's department got theirselves called out. Now, there's a goddamn spotlight on their ass. Every one knowswhat they're doing. Can see into their littl transparent orb!! That's all that m atters! pUSSIES!

Look, if you STRANGER folks want to win a pulitzer, now's your chance. What the P.I. missed that you guyst don't have to is that there's a hell of a lot bigger story here than anyone wants to admit. The King Coutny sherrif's department has not yet been investigated in a serious manner that shows the malfeasance that took place while Sherrif Reichert - and now sherriff Rahr - took part in. You should look into this.

He forgot to mention how his boys whupped up on some of those pansy-ass faggity bicyclists in critical mass.

Is there a full copy of the press release that we can all read?