I don't know why Trump Inc. thinks that any of the Miss U.S.A. contestants are virginal innocents. If any of them have gone to college, they probably went to Spring break or a frat party, and if they didn't go to college, they probably popped their cherry in a car behind the Dairy Queen.
The only way the Miss U.S.A. or any other pageant, is to remain pure they need to start selecting regular girls.
Isn't it ironic and bizarre that Lindsay Lohan has failed to heed the prescient warnings of Mean Girls (a film that she, you know, STARRED IN) and became one of The Plastics?
The Week magazine's last issue of the year included a semi-serious "year in review" news roundup, featuring one or two paragraphs on each month of the year. I say semi-serious because the inescapable Ms. Lohan was mentioned in January, December, and at least one other month.
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
Not to go all Ambrose Bierce on y'all, but the chief source of pleasure for Americans is, and always has been, tut-tutting at the pleasures of others, and their moral failings.
I don't really get what the problem is when attractive young people go wild and freaky in the streets and have as much monkey sex as they can possibly get their lips around and brag about on Oprah afterwards. What's wrong with pleasure?
It is so amusing to watch all the pageant people kvetching about these girls. Most normal women party, drink, act bi, show their juggs at some point in their life. Add fame and fortune and everyone telling you how hot you are and that is magnified.
But they're supposed to be role models. How about making a role model out of someone that doesn't parade around in a bikini with a plastic smile in front of a bunch of old white men? Someone like Erica C Barnette?
I thought Slog was the one place in the world I was safe from the likes of Lindsay Hilton and Ms. Trump USA/Universe. Man was I wrong.
How little does that woman want to be suckled? Despite her clearly popping her own boob out, her facial expression makes her looks like a soccer mom awkwardly getting an unwanted lap dance.
Because I KNOW I'm not the only one who wants the uncensored pictures
That woman has had a boob job. I would bet you $5.
you're the man, Noink...
I just cant get over the size of her tongue! Like the guy from KISS.
Yeah, that boob definitely looks too perky and firm.
In order to combat spam, we are no longer accepting comments on this post (or any post more than 45 days old).