Slog - Comments on Good Morning, Gossip! http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip "I Love Strippers," yelps Lindsay Lohan after a party-hearty night at NYC titty bar Scores West, where she hopped up on stage before 400 onlookers and worked that pole like a gay fireman. Shed a tear for poor pill-popper O.J. Simpson who is allegedly addicted to OxyContin, after his dispicable book ("If I'd Did It") and special were shelved. Sources say he "has plummeted into a hellhole of heavy boozing, drug abuse and insane jealousy." Don't hurt our feelings and overdose, now! After one disturbing gossip report too many, longtime Britney Spears fansite creator (WorldofBritney.com) is calling it quits. "No... Copyright 2008 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:05:22 -0800 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:57:53 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by elswinger I don't know why Trump Inc. thinks that any of the Miss U.S.A. contestants are virginal innocents. If any of them have gone to college, they probably went to Spring break or a frat party, and if they didn't go to college, they probably popped their cherry in a car behind the Dairy Queen.

The only way the Miss U.S.A. or any other pageant, is to remain pure they need to start selecting regular girls.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579215 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579215 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:16:38 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Isn't it ironic and bizarre that Lindsay Lohan has failed to heed the prescient warnings of Mean Girls (a film that she, you know, STARRED IN) and became one of The Plastics?

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579216 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579216 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:18:31 -0800 Comment by Levislade The Week magazine's last issue of the year included a semi-serious "year in review" news roundup, featuring one or two paragraphs on each month of the year. I say semi-serious because the inescapable Ms. Lohan was mentioned in January, December, and at least one other month.

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

]]> Levislade http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579220 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579220 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:30:35 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Not to go all Ambrose Bierce on y'all, but the chief source of pleasure for Americans is, and always has been, tut-tutting at the pleasures of others, and their moral failings.

I don't really get what the problem is when attractive young people go wild and freaky in the streets and have as much monkey sex as they can possibly get their lips around and brag about on Oprah afterwards. What's wrong with pleasure?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579231 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579231 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:52:49 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO It is so amusing to watch all the pageant people kvetching about these girls. Most normal women party, drink, act bi, show their juggs at some point in their life. Add fame and fortune and everyone telling you how hot you are and that is magnified.

But they're supposed to be role models. How about making a role model out of someone that doesn't parade around in a bikini with a plastic smile in front of a bunch of old white men? Someone like Erica C Barnette?

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579237 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579237 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:01:45 -0800 Comment by Dave Coffman I thought Slog was the one place in the world I was safe from the likes of Lindsay Hilton and Ms. Trump USA/Universe. Man was I wrong.

]]> Dave Coffman http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579247 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579247 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:24:05 -0800 Comment by Dikki Anjensen How little does that woman want to be suckled? Despite her clearly popping her own boob out, her facial expression makes her looks like a soccer mom awkwardly getting an unwanted lap dance.

]]> Dikki Anjensen http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579280 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579280 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:25:23 -0800 Comment by Noink Because I KNOW I'm not the only one who wants the uncensored pictures

]]> Noink http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579287 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579287 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:36:22 -0800 Comment by artlover That woman has had a boob job. I would bet you $5.

]]> artlover http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579299 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579299 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:56:30 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO you're the man, Noink...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579303 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579303 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:00:10 -0800 Comment by mirror I just cant get over the size of her tongue! Like the guy from KISS.

]]> mirror http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579526 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579526 Thu, 28 Dec 2006 21:47:32 -0800 Comment by Gloria Yeah, that boob definitely looks too perky and firm.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579591 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/good_morning_gossip#c579591 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:57:53 -0800