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Oh dear. That was scary.

I counter with the pomegranate.

I couldn't believe it wasn't a satire. After verifying somewhat that it isn't, I still can't believe it isn't satire.

P.S. Here's a version of the miraculous banana on YouTube that has atheist commie annotations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo&mode=related&search=

Oh and those little berries that look so damn tasty and delicious, but then make you really really sick when you eat them. Fucking berries.

Bananas were designed by men, not God, through selective breeding.

umm.....coconuts??

Christians just get sillier and sillier. A banana is just fruit with seeds. If there were no humans on this planet they would probably still exist.
Some people should not represent themselves on Video.

Corn on the cob is also perfectly designed for our teeth. Bugs bunny demonstrated this when he ate corn like a type writer. Corn adds further credence to the almightiness of God. Praise the lord.

Couldn't this also be proof of natural selection?

Holy jeez. These people have no clue what real logic is.

you gotta be F-ing with me...

Watch a monkey or some other primate eat a banana. Invariably the monkey will eat the banana "upside down" using the tag end as a handle. This proves that all monkeys are heathen homos. And AIDS was their fault, after all.

By the same logic, was it the genious of God's creation that gave men assholes... you know, for sex?

If you're gay, christian, and pro-Intelligent Design (like I know you are!), you can go ahead and have that one. It's on me.

The placement of the prostate can't be a coincidence.

Satan created bananas to tempt us into sin.

The placement of a banana on the prostate isn't a coincidence either.

Okay, even by Fundie standards (which I admit are pretty low), that has to be the STUPIDEST rationalization for "God's handiwork" I have ever heard.

Besides, if God HAD designed the banana, wouldn't He have put them a lot lower down on the tree, so that, like, you know, His Children could reach them without having to shinny 20 or 30 feet up the trunk and possibly break their necks in the process?

Or perhaps this "God", as they call him isn't so smart after all...

I live in a latin american, catholic country, where our suddenly famous friends, the Opus Dei, actually have wealthy big hospitals and schools. A nurse I know, at a job interview for one of such hospitals, was seriously told that it was unmodest and unchristian to for women to eat bananas because "it incited lusty thoughts"
I haven't been able to eat a banana normally again since I heard that.
Christians are obsessed or what?