Slog - Comments on God DOES Exist (and He is Soooooo Gay!) http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h No one can blame you for doubting the existence of God. However, what if former child actor/current Bible Thumper KIRK CAMERON and his BANANA-LOVING FRIEND could use a piece of fruit to mime fellatio, AND prove there actually is a God, all at the same time? I thought you'd be interested. Thanks BWE!... Copyright 2008 Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:49:21 -0800 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:29 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mark Mitchell Oh dear. That was scary.

]]> Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572859 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572859 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:02:35 -0800 Comment by Giffy I counter with the pomegranate.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572868 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572868 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:06:10 -0800 Comment by mirror I couldn't believe it wasn't a satire. After verifying somewhat that it isn't, I still can't believe it isn't satire.

]]> mirror http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572871 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572871 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:09:46 -0800 Comment by mirror P.S. Here's a version of the miraculous banana on YouTube that has atheist commie annotations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo&mode=related&search=

]]> mirror http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572874 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572874 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:11:53 -0800 Comment by Giffy Oh and those little berries that look so damn tasty and delicious, but then make you really really sick when you eat them. Fucking berries.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572881 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572881 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:14:18 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Bananas were designed by men, not God, through selective breeding.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572922 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572922 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:29:43 -0800 Comment by Dianna umm.....coconuts??

]]> Dianna http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572980 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c572980 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:54:19 -0800 Comment by Brian Christians just get sillier and sillier. A banana is just fruit with seeds. If there were no humans on this planet they would probably still exist.
Some people should not represent themselves on Video.

]]> Brian http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573035 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573035 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:20:58 -0800 Comment by Jude Fawley Corn on the cob is also perfectly designed for our teeth. Bugs bunny demonstrated this when he ate corn like a type writer. Corn adds further credence to the almightiness of God. Praise the lord.

]]> Jude Fawley http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573057 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573057 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:40:04 -0800 Comment by DOUG. Couldn't this also be proof of natural selection?

]]> DOUG. http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573108 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:03:19 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO Holy jeez. These people have no clue what real logic is.

you gotta be F-ing with me...

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573137 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573137 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:34:44 -0800 Comment by Pope Urban Watch a monkey or some other primate eat a banana. Invariably the monkey will eat the banana "upside down" using the tag end as a handle. This proves that all monkeys are heathen homos. And AIDS was their fault, after all.

]]> Pope Urban http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573223 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573223 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:18:02 -0800 Comment by Dougsf By the same logic, was it the genious of God's creation that gave men assholes... you know, for sex?

If you're gay, christian, and pro-Intelligent Design (like I know you are!), you can go ahead and have that one. It's on me.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573268 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573268 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:09:56 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi The placement of the prostate can't be a coincidence.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573291 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573291 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:38:18 -0800 Comment by monkey Satan created bananas to tempt us into sin.

The placement of a banana on the prostate isn't a coincidence either.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573330 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573330 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:28:39 -0800 Comment by COMTE Okay, even by Fundie standards (which I admit are pretty low), that has to be the STUPIDEST rationalization for "God's handiwork" I have ever heard.

Besides, if God HAD designed the banana, wouldn't He have put them a lot lower down on the tree, so that, like, you know, His Children could reach them without having to shinny 20 or 30 feet up the trunk and possibly break their necks in the process?

Or perhaps this "God", as they call him isn't so smart after all...

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573620 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573620 Homo Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:20:32 -0800 Comment by tinydoc I live in a latin american, catholic country, where our suddenly famous friends, the Opus Dei, actually have wealthy big hospitals and schools. A nurse I know, at a job interview for one of such hospitals, was seriously told that it was unmodest and unchristian to for women to eat bananas because "it incited lusty thoughts"
I haven't been able to eat a banana normally again since I heard that.
Christians are obsessed or what?

]]> tinydoc http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573948 http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/12/god_does_exist_and_h#c573948 Homo Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:29 -0800