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Wow.

Posted by Andrew | December 5, 2006 6:46 PM
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She obviously didn't watch the episode of "Mythbusters" where they found that burning a match doesn't do anything to get rid of fartsmell.

I wonder what this "medical condition" is; Taco Bell?

Posted by Fnarf | December 5, 2006 6:50 PM
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Cudius Inmasticus?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 5, 2006 8:01 PM
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The bright side is she'll win any 'most embarassing moment' game/contest for the rest of her life.

Posted by kb | December 5, 2006 9:53 PM
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jonny756

Posted by jonny101 | December 6, 2006 1:30 AM
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lol@KB

I dispute that Mythbusters claim. It might not eradicate the fart odor, but the smoke overpowers it so you can't smell it. I say from experience.

Posted by toot your horn | December 6, 2006 11:37 AM
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I scent a business opportunity. Some entrepreneur really needs to invent a mint-scented ass filter, something like a buttplug that releases a pleasant little whiff of air freshener every time a blast of methane honks its horn.

Posted by Geni | December 6, 2006 1:34 PM
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She should try eating activated charcoal by the spoonful, she'd probably have some gas, but it'd be a lot less smelly.

Posted by Nick W | December 6, 2006 2:51 PM
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Geni @ 7: There was a TV show early this year called "Inventor Idol" or some such. One of the early losers was a guy who invented panties with a charcoal filter for his wife. She was embarrassed when she farted and wouldn't let him be in the same room with her. As I recall, he cried when they tossed him.

Posted by Smelt it | December 6, 2006 2:58 PM

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