Wow.
She obviously didn't watch the episode of "Mythbusters" where they found that burning a match doesn't do anything to get rid of fartsmell.
I wonder what this "medical condition" is; Taco Bell?
Cudius Inmasticus?
The bright side is she'll win any 'most embarassing moment' game/contest for the rest of her life.
jonny756
lol@KB
I dispute that Mythbusters claim. It might not eradicate the fart odor, but the smoke overpowers it so you can't smell it. I say from experience.
I scent a business opportunity. Some entrepreneur really needs to invent a mint-scented ass filter, something like a buttplug that releases a pleasant little whiff of air freshener every time a blast of methane honks its horn.
She should try eating activated charcoal by the spoonful, she'd probably have some gas, but it'd be a lot less smelly.
Geni @ 7: There was a TV show early this year called "Inventor Idol" or some such. One of the early losers was a guy who invented panties with a charcoal filter for his wife. She was embarrassed when she farted and wouldn't let him be in the same room with her. As I recall, he cried when they tossed him.
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