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posted by Dan Savage on December 19 at 18:41 PM
This gas guzzling monstrosity…
…is currently parked right outside our offices.
Sweet ride, Dan!
Perhaps some spare santorum might be found inside Purr to spruce up that blank white canvas...
20 people carpooling in this aweful piece of sh*t is actually more fuel efficient than each of them riding separately in their own Prius.
Yes, Sean, because that's the primary function of stretch hummers.
Matt, think of the stretch hummers as mass transit for proms and bachelor/bachelorette parties.
that's a hybrid, bitch!
And I'm glad to see it's probably illegally parked back up against that No Parking sign. How appropriate.
Quick, distract her with video of some disabled people getting on an express bus!
Sshh that's one of the new Transit Now! buses!
Don't tell anybody though, it's all a carefully orchestrated part of the PR campaign...
Capitol Hill is the new Belltown/Pioneer Square (only gayer)
How in the hell did they get that parking spot? I sometimes canvas the neighborhood for a half hour just to park a Golf.
Damn, why couldn't a big tree have fallen on THAT?
Well, I'd rather they all take that then drive drunk...
very idle speculation - but maybe some people are sleeping in it because their electric power is out in Medina
and so they decided to take a little tour of quaint old Seattle - the real freak show so to speak
and where else but the gay bars and the stranger offices?
look, look, you can see heads bobbing and the car moving up and down and side to side while still parked - like that old cheech and chong movie
small earth quake perhaps, and, wow, all while still parked in front of the tourist trap stranger offices and the queer cocktail joint
look, look, isn't that oft mentioned one and only **ERICA** getting out now -jeez, honey, button your blouse and pull down that skirt
who else is in the not so white humpmpper and where next
stay tuneddddd
well, i'd rather they all take that then shoot at an all ages crowd.
I just got off work, and have to be at a different job in five hours. I SO WISH I could be in the same brainspace that Sigurd is enjoying right now. Nothing I have access to will affect me fast enough.
Great new contest -
How can **ERICA** earn more stars?
For charity of course.
The first time I saw one of those I very nearly crashed my car into it out of spite, just because I hated it so very, very much.
I thought that's what she drove to work every day...
Easy now. It's carrying a cruise ship load of gay midget clowns. The gas use per occupant is negligible. Let 'em be.
Were the passengers wearing tube tops?
if only her head would explode... sigh.
They're certainly not going to the Vogue.
Maybe it's the Victrola victory party?
Does Dan often takes these rigs from the airport - bike riders fantasy, and low level celeb show boat
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Sweet ride, Dan!
Perhaps some spare santorum might be found inside Purr to spruce up that blank white canvas...
20 people carpooling in this aweful piece of sh*t is actually more fuel efficient than each of them riding separately in their own Prius.
Yes, Sean, because that's the primary function of stretch hummers.
Matt, think of the stretch hummers as mass transit for proms and bachelor/bachelorette parties.
that's a hybrid, bitch!
And I'm glad to see it's probably illegally parked back up against that No Parking sign. How appropriate.
Quick, distract her with video of some disabled people getting on an express bus!
Quick, distract her with video of some disabled people getting on an express bus!
Sshh that's one of the new Transit Now! buses!
Don't tell anybody though, it's all a carefully orchestrated part of the PR campaign...
Capitol Hill is the new Belltown/Pioneer Square (only gayer)
How in the hell did they get that parking spot? I sometimes canvas the neighborhood for a half hour just to park a Golf.
Damn, why couldn't a big tree have fallen on THAT?
Well, I'd rather they all take that then drive drunk...
very idle speculation - but maybe some people are sleeping in it because their electric power is out in Medina
and so they decided to take a little tour of quaint old Seattle - the real freak show so to speak
and where else but the gay bars and the stranger offices?
look, look, you can see heads bobbing and the car moving up and down and side to side while still parked - like that old cheech and chong movie
small earth quake perhaps, and, wow, all while still parked in front of the tourist trap stranger offices and the queer cocktail joint
look, look, isn't that oft mentioned one and only **ERICA** getting out now -jeez, honey, button your blouse and pull down that skirt
who else is in the not so white humpmpper and where next
stay tuneddddd
well, i'd rather they all take that then shoot at an all ages crowd.
I just got off work, and have to be at a different job in five hours. I SO WISH I could be in the same brainspace that Sigurd is enjoying right now. Nothing I have access to will affect me fast enough.
Great new contest -
How can **ERICA** earn more stars?
For charity of course.
The first time I saw one of those I very nearly crashed my car into it out of spite, just because I hated it so very, very much.
I thought that's what she drove to work every day...
Easy now. It's carrying a cruise ship load of gay midget clowns. The gas use per occupant is negligible. Let 'em be.
Were the passengers wearing tube tops?
if only her head would explode... sigh.
They're certainly not going to the Vogue.
Maybe it's the Victrola victory party?
Does Dan often takes these rigs from the airport - bike riders fantasy, and low level celeb show boat
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