I want a pet squirrel, but only if it comes with its own business casual outfit.
Damn you The Stranger and your rodent agenda.
Down with squirrels!
The squirrels these days are getting a little too uppity. Try having a picnic in Volunteer Park - you'll be lucky to escape with all your fingers, let alone your sandwich.
Back in my day, squirrels knew their place. I think it's time we sent the squirrels a message.
"So I voted for Capitol Hill’s squirrels and you should to."
T-O-O, DAN! You're smarter than that!!
I hate squirrels, but the Canterbury is a repellent shithole full of disgusting hipsters. I vote squirrels.
If you like squirrels, you should get yourself a Squirrel-Go-Round. Hours and hours of squirrel-based entertainment!
Noone expects the Squirrel Inquisition! Their chief weapons are nuts, coffee, squeaky voices, and goth chix.
Squirrels. Who can think to get away with asking: "Who's a Little Buddy?" at the Canterbury?
Like patriotic Squirrels? Then you're going to LOVE Sugar Bush Squirrel!!! "The Superstar Squirrel"... enjoy!!
Looks like squirrels have it wrapped up. Semifinals start tomorrow -- Victrola vs. Slog and E. John/E. Thomas vs. the fuzzy little squirrels. Epic battle. Championship starts Xmas eve day.
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