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You think Alithea sounds like a riot in that post, then you should escort her to the emergency room at 7am for an abcessed tooth like I did one fatefull winter morning.

Posted by Joh | December 14, 2006 11:05 AM

"Escort Alithea to the Emergency Room at 7 am for an Abcessed Tooth" is totally going in next year's Strangercrombie.

Posted by David Schmader | December 14, 2006 11:09 AM

How about a REAL cupcake treat?

Posted by Darcy's Woolly Cupcakes | December 14, 2006 11:21 AM

I'm very glad that I can read The Stranger online...but auctions like this make me sad I don't live in Seattle.

Posted by Joey in SF | December 14, 2006 11:36 AM

"Escort Alithea to the Emergency Room at 7 am for an Abcessed Tooth"

I'm putting in my bid of one hundred billion million dollars.

Posted by Dan | December 14, 2006 1:10 PM

Oh why did you have to bring attention to the fact that this was going for so low. I was so happy I might get to win something this year, hoping to snap it up around $100 at the closing bell, but you've ruined my plan. I know it's going to a good cause, but now I'm not getting anything for X-mas.

Posted by Enigma | December 14, 2006 1:38 PM

I'm pretty sure anything with Alithea would be a riot.

Posted by adam | December 14, 2006 1:44 PM

Next year I'd be more than happy to escort anyone to the hospital and keep them company while they wait. You can auction that off.

Posted by Joh | December 14, 2006 2:51 PM

Joh, would you wear a white vinyl nurse costume too?

Posted by Amy Kate | December 14, 2006 2:59 PM

For charity? For sure.

Posted by Joh | December 14, 2006 3:00 PM

Joey SF,

I hear you. I've given up my rainy hometown in the Pacific Northwest for rainy Santa Cruz.

Posted by dewsterling | December 14, 2006 3:29 PM

As one of alithea's guests, I can also vouch for the surreal nature of the evening, which had nothing at all to do with the amount of Patron I had.

All I'll say is that discussing anal with Dan Savage is dangerous, as he cracked my girlfriend up by then making eyes at me all night. I swear. It was awkward. So I drank more.

Posted by Juris | December 14, 2006 10:32 PM

Escorting her may have been a riot but picking her up afterward and then taking photos of her with a pug puppy on her shoulder and a cheek the size of a watermelon was sheer bliss.

Posted by Katie | December 14, 2006 10:48 PM

Yes, and the lovely pug commenced to pee on her and she was too doped up to protect herself.

When she reads this she's gonna kill me.

Posted by Joh | December 15, 2006 8:42 AM
Posted by alithea | December 15, 2006 8:48 AM

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