You think Alithea sounds like a riot in that post, then you should escort her to the emergency room at 7am for an abcessed tooth like I did one fatefull winter morning.
"Escort Alithea to the Emergency Room at 7 am for an Abcessed Tooth" is totally going in next year's Strangercrombie.
How about a REAL cupcake treat?
I'm very glad that I can read The Stranger online...but auctions like this make me sad I don't live in Seattle.
"Escort Alithea to the Emergency Room at 7 am for an Abcessed Tooth"
I'm putting in my bid of one hundred billion million dollars.
Oh why did you have to bring attention to the fact that this was going for so low. I was so happy I might get to win something this year, hoping to snap it up around $100 at the closing bell, but you've ruined my plan. I know it's going to a good cause, but now I'm not getting anything for X-mas.
I'm pretty sure anything with Alithea would be a riot.
Next year I'd be more than happy to escort anyone to the hospital and keep them company while they wait. You can auction that off.
Joh, would you wear a white vinyl nurse costume too?
For charity? For sure.
I hear you. I've given up my rainy hometown in the Pacific Northwest for rainy Santa Cruz.
As one of alithea's guests, I can also vouch for the surreal nature of the evening, which had nothing at all to do with the amount of Patron I had.
All I'll say is that discussing anal with Dan Savage is dangerous, as he cracked my girlfriend up by then making eyes at me all night. I swear. It was awkward. So I drank more.
Escorting her may have been a riot but picking her up afterward and then taking photos of her with a pug puppy on her shoulder and a cheek the size of a watermelon was sheer bliss.
Yes, and the lovely pug commenced to pee on her and she was too doped up to protect herself.
When she reads this she's gonna kill me.
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