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Thursday, December 7, 2006

Britney is Sick of Britney’s Vagina, Too

posted by on December 7 at 10:07 AM

Have you checked out britneyspears.com today yet? NO? Then what do you do all day? Anyway, it turns out that Britney Spears is just as sick of showing off her plucked vagina as we are. Here’s her note she posted today to her fan(s):

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Thank god for Victoria’s Secret, thank god for Hanes, thank god for Underoosó I don’t give a crap. I just thank god there’s something covering her vagina! BRRRRRR!

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1

Brit... depite what yer momma told you growing up... you can buy new underware before the old ones fall off.

Posted by The Peanut Gallery | December 7, 2006 10:14 AM
2

Brrrr, it is getting chilly. where can i find some Underoos!? SHAZAAM

Posted by last days sucker | December 7, 2006 10:25 AM
3

We should chip in and get a pair of Fruit of the Looms with Britney's face (or cooch) xeroxed onto them. That would make a pretty picture.

Posted by elswinger | December 7, 2006 10:43 AM
4

I don't get it. So she was wearing some sort of new Victoria's Secret Faux Bald Vagina panties? Is that sort of like their push-up bra, which makes you think there's something there that really isn't?

Posted by him | December 7, 2006 10:53 AM
5

The bare vag shots I could care less about. The c-section scars, OTOH, I could do without.

Posted by be realz | December 7, 2006 10:56 AM
6

Am I the only one that was pleased to finally see her labia?

Posted by Mike in MO | December 7, 2006 11:03 AM
7

Brit, you're a frickin' millionaire. Buy some nice lingerie fer Christ's sakes. Victoria Secret? Puhleeze.

Posted by keshmeshi | December 7, 2006 11:29 AM
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At least buy some crotchless panties from Frederick's.

Posted by elswinger | December 7, 2006 12:25 PM
9

What's with the shaving, anyways?

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 7, 2006 12:40 PM
10

what's with the shaving?!?! who want a bunch of pubes covering the good parts?

Posted by Mike in MO | December 7, 2006 12:48 PM
11

I liked the V. Handsome.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | December 7, 2006 1:41 PM
12

You're not alone, Mike in MO. But I saw it and just thought, "sure enough, it's a vagina." Good ol' porn desensitization, I guess. Although it did look like she had a 5 o'clock shadow down there.

Posted by him | December 7, 2006 1:45 PM
13

Maybe she was born that way, like Mike Nichols.

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | December 7, 2006 1:51 PM
14

I thought the Victoria Secrets mention was product placement.

Posted by That Queer Expatriate | December 8, 2006 8:39 AM
15

Did SHE get lazer hair removal?
& WHATS UP WITH THE TUMMY TUCK SCAR? What abaut that FACE she carries araund now. LIKE, NOT TOO PRETY. OH, AND DID she HOOK UP WITH PARIS?. EHW!, How gross.

Posted by marsar | December 9, 2006 8:43 PM

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