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Yes, another reason why rap sucks; iambic pentameter was invented centuries ago.

Posted by Catman | December 19, 2006 4:11 PM
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Yeah, but the primacy effect will take care of whitey just fine on that bull shit.

Besides, I heard dactylic tetrameter is where it's at now anyway.

Posted by Scrape Then Weeny, We Love Rap 'Round Here | December 19, 2006 4:21 PM
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They say "axe" a lot when they mean "ask." It makes me so confused.

Posted by elswinger | December 19, 2006 4:45 PM
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I've actually noticed this before, and am really interested in some sort of explanation as well.

Posted by Renee | December 19, 2006 4:46 PM
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Big Pimpin' was the best song on the Above the Rim soundtrack... by FAR.

Fuck a bunch of Afro Puffs.

I would also like to add that I have nothing to add as far as the the reasoning behind "Cock = Pussy". I'm just as confused as everyone else.

But.. I would like to add that it pisses me off when people calling eating a girl out "Giving a girl head".

NO.

Posted by Tron Javolta | December 19, 2006 5:06 PM
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I'm puttin' da G in Strenth!

Posted by Whoo! | December 19, 2006 5:09 PM
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Urban Dictionary says :

"Cashmoney"
A wigger who posts on hip hop forums and wears his wiggerness with pride. also has gay tendencies.

Cashmoney is a wigger. i.e wigger is cashmoney,
also know as Gaymoney

Posted by KELLY O | December 19, 2006 5:19 PM
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no Weezy F Baby?

Posted by lar | December 19, 2006 5:31 PM
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When ever I here Li'l Wayne cuss I wanna say, "You kiss your Daddy with that mouth?"

Posted by Daddy's Stuntcock | December 19, 2006 8:26 PM
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How can anyone think that rap isn't culturally and intellectually compelling and important? "Bomb ass cock."

Posted by SB | December 19, 2006 9:44 PM
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The most recent homoerotic-reference-for-the-sake-of-a-rhyme-in-hip-hop that I've heard was in Nelly's "Grillz" when what's his skinny? used the line: something something something on the top and the bottom/got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham. Get it? He's got a "Bill" (a REALLY expensive grill) in his mouth, like a fat cock, as though he were HIllary giving Bill head. It's inescapably gay. Also worth noting: "Rodham" will definitely rhyme you a lot further than "Lewinski."

Posted by Glenn | December 19, 2006 9:49 PM
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Slog needs more Larry Mizell Jr. Plz feel free to post more!

Posted by Gomez | December 19, 2006 11:22 PM
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Can someone please just answer Larry's question?

Posted by Grant Cogswell | December 20, 2006 6:50 AM
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How does being an amateur insect expert allow Mr. Mizell to make statements about the origins of words (that is, etymology)?

"I’m no entymologist or anything..."

Was there ever any doubt? Those pesky pests can be pretty nasty though, so maybe it could be a side career?

Posted by madcoast | December 20, 2006 9:23 AM
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is old english I believe.
Its stems from Cock : as in the male chicken species or the Rooster, the cock of the chickens . The cock is the man. The Cock is male and impregnates lots of female chickens.
Then theres the ongoing history that the male Horse has a cock, The Bull has a cock. That refrence comes from the old English as well. It may have all been started by that crazy perv Marqi De'Sade in france and he played with the english language as well(he was french)
Anyway Cocks has probably been around for a long time as the accepted slang for p....and that where old English comes from. No one wants to go around calling everything by its scientific name exspecially private parts so they always make things up to rename them.
I mean why is the vagina called pussy. Isn't that a cat?
Why is anus called ass. Isn't that a donkey?
I say for everyone just try to master the English language and then you have the right to call it whatever you want. If we don't we are just abunch of babbling idiots making up nonsense
words to actually mean what we say.
Its funny watching old movies and hearing old songs and they say Gay in them. Gay just means happy
but to everyone now its meaning is Homosexual. So after thousands years of saying gay to mean happy, we turned the word into another meaning and make the old one obsolete. Thats just crazy.
No wonder kids are confused in our schools. no wonder why anyone doesn't actually care. sigh.....

Posted by sputnik | December 20, 2006 10:29 AM
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perhaps its an unconscious registering of the over-masculinization of the times... hyper-war, money exploitation, life-w/o-death. You know, the overwhelming yang times we live in. Women have cocks too.. is what they are saying.
Or perhaps they are getting to the "self-love" element of homosexuality, "I see me in you; I love you: therefore, I love me too." Who knows.
Considering the super-macho fronts most rappers present, it wouldn't surprise me if this is the weakness in their walls.

Posted by klek | December 20, 2006 3:38 PM
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that'll work.

Posted by lar | December 20, 2006 6:25 PM
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Well, maybe it is because all of the women in south central are very masculine.

Posted by genius | December 20, 2006 10:01 PM

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