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Monday, December 4, 2006

Bass Out of Luck

posted by on December 4 at 14:39 PM

The sweet, sweet love of Lance Bass & Reichen Lehmkuhl has joined that of Brittney & Kevin and Reese & Ryan on the ash heap of celebrity romance. Or something. Read all about it here.

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Well, if Lance & Reichen can't make it, how do you ever expect to legalize gay marriage?

Posted by him | December 4, 2006 3:06 PM

Reichen realized that he could only ride Lance as far as the D-List.

Posted by monkey | December 4, 2006 4:29 PM

That's sad for Bass. He's not very good looking... and his boyfriend is hot.

Posted by Arturo | December 4, 2006 4:35 PM

Two bottoms do not make a top

Posted by Blaire (with an e) | December 4, 2006 4:40 PM

Reichen, frankly, seems like a creep. And whatever happened to his "husband," the guy he won AR with?

Posted by Dan Savage | December 4, 2006 4:53 PM

The "husband" from Amazing Race was No-List so he dumped him for Lance and moved up to D-List. Talked Lance into coming out in hopes they would move up to C-List status but that didn't quite work.

So he's dumping the D-Listed Lance and going to more expensive property. I'm guessing Neil Patrick Harris' people should be getting a phone call from Reichen's people soon. That would be bypassing the C-List and going straight (pardon the pun) to B-List but there really aren't any usable C-List gays with potential without having to walk another closeted one through the coming out process and that's just too much work.

I'm guessing but if you see him on Access Hollywood hangin with NPH remember you heard it here first!

Posted by monkey | December 4, 2006 5:06 PM

Non-entity husbands are easily ditched when the opportunity for tabloid-ready partners comes to the fame hungry.

Posted by Mark Mitchell | December 4, 2006 5:07 PM

I confess: I broke them up. I know it was selfish of me, but what can I say?


You can bring that sweet, muscular ass on over here for the ride of your life.

Posted by Andrew | December 4, 2006 7:40 PM

Brittney?! Brittney?!

Posted by some deaths take forever | December 5, 2006 7:43 AM

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