Life Another Dick Cheney Hunting “Accident”?
posted by December 18 at 11:35 AM
onWonkette has the scoop on the dead deer supposedly found this morning on the (hunting?) grounds of the Vice President’s offical residence…
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Deer Dead Dear,
I am sorry.
One can only hope that for his remaining years on this Earth Dick Cheney is continually surrounded by dead things. Merry Christmas.
I think we should preemptively take him to Gitmo and waterboard him for a few weeks until he tells us why he killed the deer.
It's only fair ...
Rudolph and Santa are next on Cheney's whack list. It's his practice for stealing Christmas.
I wish for Cheney an endless loop of visitations from the ghosts of torture past, torture present, and torture future.
They will no longer laugh and call him names.
FNARF, Count Cheney is already surrounded by dead things, at least once he's drained their blood.
But the deer is not his doing. Dick only hunts human prey.
The deer was left by (former) Senator George Allen. He meant to leave the deer's head in a black family's mailbox, but he drank way too much eggnog at the "Christmas" (not "Holiday"!) party, made a wrong turn in the dark, and couldn't find the hacksaw in his trunk to saw the head off. In a blind stupor, he finally just dumped the carcass on a random lawn (who knew it was Count Cheney's?), before driving home and passing out.
Monkey, that is hilarious. :-)
Has anyone fucked the deer yet?
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