Since everybody keeps bringing this up in comments (including , um, me), I’m going to get this up here. The disgraced anti-gay, pro-booty-bump pastor Ted Haggard can be seen smirking and sliming his way through the film Jesus Camp, which is playing at the Crest now through at least Thursday at 7:15 and 9:30.

The money quotes:

“We don’t have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity. It’s written in the Bible.”

(To the camera) “I think I know what you did last night. If you send me a thousand dollars, I won’t tell your wife.”

To see Reverend Ted counsel a rat-tailed wannabe pastor named Levi, you’re going to have to see the movie. YouTube doesn’t appear to have it.