that boy has some pretty legs

Yikes!

Global warming is causing these weather changes. Please everyone - drive a hybrid car if you don't already and eat only organic sustainable foods.

It's back. Have a nice vacation, Kimberly?

Kimberly, is it ok if I eat you? Or will the noise that results endanger sperm whales?

Do they even still make those old-fashioned rubbers, you know, the button-up kind that go on over your shoes? They were dorky looking, but they DID keep your feet dry...

Those are overshoes, or galoshes, and yes, they still make them. I don't know if you can even get them here, but they are readily available in any department store on the East Coast. The low shoe-covering style is stupid (try stepping in a freezing puddle with one), but the high boot style that folds over and fastens is great for protecting not just your shoes but your pant leg.

We used to use the zipper kind in the Army.

Now which uncle is that, Kelly?