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If he acknowledges some sort of distant black ancestry, DRINK!

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Thanks.

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Seriously, it's the only way he's coming out of this with a career...

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I wish Dave didn't have him on the show for this 'mea culpa'. Or I hope Dave humiliates him royally and kicks him off his show.

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As for a Mary Hart who's linked to racism, there's always eugenist republican candidate James Hart... But I doubt she's got much to do with this case.
I think Comte got the wrong name.

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