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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The War on Christmas

posted by on November 14 at 12:06 PM

You win this battle, Bill O’Reilly. But we god-hating liberals who want to destroy Christmas will win the war!

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1

Is O'Really still selling FoxNEWS "holiday ornaments" on his website like he was last year? The only thing worse than a sanctimonious fuckwit is a sanctimonious fuckwit who will sell out in a heartbeat the same principles they're so goddamn sanctimonious about.

That's a good picture of him, though. He looks like he's about to cry. In a perfect world, Bill O'Really would be crying sixteen hours a day.

Posted by Fnarf | November 14, 2006 12:28 PM
2

I'm a little in the dark as to why Bill O'Reilly is being linked to this article, like I care. Is there some secret war that is being fought?

Posted by bonehead's girlfriend | November 14, 2006 12:28 PM
3

Looks in that pic like he's losing the battle with last night's dinner and losing the war to control his bowels.

Posted by Gomez | November 14, 2006 12:28 PM
4

Who woke Grinchy? Merry Christmas!

Posted by him | November 14, 2006 12:29 PM
5

We are all future corpses, but some of use are more future corpses than others.

Mr. O'Reilly, lying in his coffin, will look quite similar to Mr. O'Reilly does on his program.

Posted by the worms crawl in... | November 14, 2006 1:55 PM
6

I love Christmas.

Just not Xmas displays before Halloween.

Give it a rest until the turkey's served, ok?

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 14, 2006 2:14 PM
7

Poor Bill. What's he gonna bitch about this year?

Posted by Gitai | November 14, 2006 2:26 PM
8

Yeah, the face is priceless. Who can put a price on that expression? I made that exact expression in Mexico, about 45 min before my fried 5-day masa/grade-A chile-cast constipation was about to release. Not unlike a surfaced sub's top hatch showing the very first circular movement of the opening hatch wheel. Like when a dog steals a whole steak off the counter when you're in the living room, and in his haste, dosen't chew it even once. Like when Indiana Jones knew something was up, but hadn't yet seen the giant stone rolling at him either. The underside of that man's face is running with sweat and somewhere inside of him, there's a red cop light spinning in circles.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | November 14, 2006 2:31 PM
9

Amen @ 6.

Posted by Megan | November 14, 2006 2:50 PM
10

Since it's only happening at places I don't shop already (for a multitude of other reasons), I am hard-pressed to care. I'd like to boycott the whole nasty commercialized business of it all, but lacking that kind of self-restraint, I prefer to do my Channukah shopping on-line.

Posted by dewsterling | November 14, 2006 2:51 PM
11

Wal-Mart, now with 60% more christmas!

Posted by ky | November 14, 2006 3:33 PM
12

Wassamatta, Billy, did the local Mall-Wart run out of falafel and loofahs?

Posted by Geni | November 14, 2006 4:53 PM
13

First Christmas, next comes Easter. Maybe we can start calling it "Spring Fertility Festival" instead?

Posted by fphafh | November 14, 2006 4:55 PM
14


Don't like my hating christmas?

Don't read the posts and articles that are obviously about hating crikey-capitalistmass.

Here in America I am still free to hate christmas (for now)...

Posted by K X One | November 14, 2006 6:30 PM
15

i love how you hate xmas, kx one.

Posted by 11x11 | November 15, 2006 9:12 AM

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