Media The Path to Publication, Part 2
posted by November 10 at 14:22 PM
onLast week I got an email from a local high school student who wanted to know what she needed to do to get published…
My name is XXXXX XXXXX and I am a student at Meadowdale High School. As a senior you are required to complete a final project of your choice. I have chosen to see how a student writer can become published. I have always enjoyed your paper and I was curious if you publish any amateur essays or work? I’m sure you are very busy but if you have any information of help you could give me i would greatly appreciate it.
I responded on the Slog…
Does The Stranger publish amateur essays or work? Every damn week, XXXXXX. Shit, do we publish any other kind?As for seeing how a student writer can “become published,” well, there are lots of ways to make that happen. You haven’t taken any abstinence pledges, have you? That could make your path to publication more complicated—not at The Stranger, of course, where we absolutely, positively do not have sex with 1. high school students, 2. wannabe freelancers, and 3. high school students. But the annals of literary history are packed to the rafters with stories by and about young people—male, female, intersexed—who gave their careers an early boost by putting out.
I never responded personally to XXXXX, figuring she would see the Slog post and figure her pitch was a non-starter. The path to publication in The Stranger doesn’t wind through homework assignments. But this morning I got another email from XXXXX. She’s upset that she hasn’t heard from me. Things are getting dire. She needs my help.
Dear Editor, I hate to keep bothering you, but I must. At the end of this project I have to present in front of a bunch of younger students. If I end up finishing this project without getting anything published then honestly I look like a complete idiot. I have 2 different essays completed already. The first one is about my worst fear which is living a normal life. Here is a little excerpt:My worst fear is living a normal life. A normal good guy husband whose sensitivity or thoughtfulness is show rarely with a bouquet of 14 dollar roses and a box of chocolates from QFC. Who comes home from his 9-5 job that he hates, tired, frustrated and heading straight for the fridge to grab a beer. He retires for the night watching ESPN while I sit alone, ignored waiting for something more….It is about a four page long essay.
The second essay I have is like a word play essay. It is a little off the wall and not really even a real essay at all. An excerpt:Give me what I want forgetting what I need. The two are never the same and the result is deep unfulfillment but shallow gratification. I long for something which eats at my insides and exudes on my outside as a hollow being of un-reached expectations.Okay listen if you think these both sound lame then it is fine and I completely understand. But if by some miracle you actually want to give me a chance then I am more then willing to do anything. You could even give me a topic of your choice and I would write about it. Thank you again, XXXXX
Some thoughts…
While XXXXX’s writing samples aren’t bad—I see worse submissions every day—it’s not the kind of writing we generally publish in The Stranger. But by tossing up XXXXX’s original letter I was, in a sense, publishing her work—on our blog. Wasn’t that enough?
I suppose not, because here she is again.
I’m really not sure, as an editor, what to do about this second letter from XXXXX. (Besides tossing it up on the blog as well, of course.) We get a lot of pitches from writers that want their work to appear in the paper. But when writers tell us why we should print their stuff, their pitches usually mention the alleged brilliance of the writing or the originality of the idea. Never before have I had been confronted with a pitch like this, a pitch grounded in my apparent obligation to prevent this particular writer from appearing foolish in front of her classmates.
If we do publish XXXXX now, what will she have learned about the “path to publication”? When in doubt, resort to emotional blackmail? That non-school papers have a responsibility to publish student work? That her homework assignments are somehow the responsibility of every newspaper editor town? That she was owed this?
And yet… XXXXX is persistent, and that can move a writer a step down the path to publication. But being persistently annoying, however, can move a writer two steps back. We have, nevertheless, decided to give XXXXX a chance. We are assigning her something—the assignment was Schmader’s idea—and if she can turn the assignment around, XXXXX’s work will appear in next week’s paper.
Comments
Ha! Good for you, Dan. I've given annoying writers far more writing assignments than genteel ones by far. You can always tell they really want it.
That said, I've also found that saying yes to annoying young writers will get rid of them about 98% of the time.
Thos who come through are almost always legit and turn out to be great freelancers or contributors.
that is really nice of you...emotional blackmail is something I should have tried as a former intern there.
I can't stand people who talk about how brilliant they are, before they've even accomplished anything in their respective art. It implies a mindset that isn't willing to grow and adapt because they think they already know everything they need.
I think you've hit the perfect solution.
If you'd just published one of her mediocre essays, you'd have alienated all of the Stranger readers who couldn't give a shit about some highschool kid's essay. And you'd open the doors for hundreds of highschoold kids in the area flooding you with identical requests next year.
This way, if she comes through and writes something relevant to your audience, she gets published, just like she wants. If she doesn't come through, well, at least you gave her a chance, and you're off the guilt hook. And you won't be encouraging every kid in the city to send you their highschool angst essays.
826 Santorum
No one told me that putting out was one of the roads to publication, goddamnit.
Bitter Intern- What world do you live in? Putting out gets you everywhere! Try it!
Do essays submitted to the Stranger normally require this much copyediting to be turned into recognizable English? Because I don't see how these can be made comprehensible without completely rewriting them.
People that want to get published for the sake of being published are a bit odd in my book. You'll often meet people that say they'd like to be published, and when you ask what they write - you're greeted with the equivelant of a shrug.
Plus, who wants anything they wrote in high school "on the record"? If you read that crap even five years later and still think it is good, you're either a genius (doubtful), or you're well on your way to being a horrible failure in life (more likely).
how do you know she's not one of Santorum's brood? you'd better make sure....throw her in the lake; if she floats, she's a santorum...if she sinks, well, then she's just not...
Genius writing is extremely unlikely to be preceded by outstanding displays of skill in high school. Nabokov once said of his schoolboy writing ability "I was in all respects abnormally unpromising".
Was I the only one that thought that was pretty shitty writing even for a high schooler?
No, you're not.
That's true. Intelligence doesn't equate to life / writing experience and having anything worthwhile to say. I can think of a few cases of great writing from young authors, but it is certainly not the norm.
And yeah, leaving alone the trite subject of her first essay...
"thoughtfulness is show rarely"
"sit alone, ignored waiting"
That not be good english. And you shouldn't ignore waiting, you'll piss it off.
I can't even feign literary brilliance (big words, eh?), but damn, that writing is awful. The author needs to worry more about passing WASL and less about publication.
It's a good idea, though. Find some deserving high school students -- merit, not desperation -- and publish their work.
I'm honestly surprised. You Stranger folks have a soft spot I didn't know was there. I hope that kid has an editor. Bad grammar is a turnoff.
I think the reason her writing is so bad is because it's not really writing at all, or rather it's just writing, with no voice to it. The bad grammar comes from not knowing what to say; you can HEAR her stop in the middle of the sentence, and then start again, in a different tense, without going back to see what the hell it's supposed to say. You cannot imagine her saying these sentences aloud, or even thinking them. And good writing must have that continuity and that voice.
This gal needs to have a chat with her English teacher, and start worrying more about how to make a sentence say something, before thinking about publishing. Publishing is stupid in itself; you need to be able to say something first.
fnarf,
Well said.
The cluelessness of tenacity is funny, though.
She will be on a reality show in a few years, for sure.
Was the article ever published? I've scoured the archives, but
I can't find anything.
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