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posted by November 20 at 8:06 AMon
MADD: Anti-drunk driving group wants alcohol-detection devices in every car in America.
Iraq: Henry Kissinger declares winning the war impossible.
Irag: Pentagon lays out three options—stay, go, or, uh, sorta stay. Oddly, “lose” isn’t on the Pentagon’s list.
Bush: The man is hated every where he goes.
Global Warming: The Europeans are prepared to do something about it.
The Seinfeld Curse: Michael “Kramer” Richards curses black audience members who heckled him—uses the “n” word, and longs for days when uppity black audience members at comedy clubs were lynched.
Seattle Schools: Nickels urged to take control—and not just by the Stranger anymore.