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Friday, November 10, 2006

The Final Word[!/?]

posted by Nicholas Scholl on November 10 at 14:23 PM

People, this has got to stop. There is only one way to enjoy apples:

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Nick, why are you doing this to yourself?

Posted by Nick | November 10, 2006 2:31 PM
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I want this on a t-shirt. Pie hole. Pie Whole. Pi Whole, Whole Pi. Pi is NOT Whole.

Pi-orrhea.

Posted by Nick | November 10, 2006 2:34 PM
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Somewhere, someone is getting this tattooed. I just know it.


freaks.

Posted by Monique | November 10, 2006 2:35 PM
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Beyoncé will be in a new movie about lesbian apples living in Flatland. It will be directed by Mel Gibson, and the script will be nothing but Euclidean postulates pronounced in a Quechua dialect, with subtitles composed entirely of Wingdings.

Posted by Nick | November 10, 2006 2:56 PM

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