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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis

posted by on November 15 at 17:01 PM

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Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis is apparently what ailed Ted Haggard. You can hear the latest tearful confession from America’s favorite disgraced pastor by clicking here.

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How drunk do you have to be to want to fuck that?

Oh wait...it was for cash, right?

Posted by Bauhaus | November 15, 2006 5:08 PM
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Shit, every time I try to listen it sounds like a broken record, then whole screen closes down. FUCK! I want to hear it. Sob, sob, sob...

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Bauhaus: I'm not gay, but if I was, I would most totally fuck an anti-gay pastor just to prove he's a lying, delusionnal bastard. Like I would totally fuck a nun.
Dan: dude, what a deception, I thought it was an actual Haggard confession, and I would have said he's liking it to be the media's bitch. He's been so present for them that I still think it's right. You know, being a celebrity?

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