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Thursday, November 2, 2006

Special Request: The Taser Ad

posted by on November 2 at 15:01 PM

And a request from the comments for the anti-Cranley “Taser Ad.” Dear God, it’s hilarious.

7 year olds!
TASED!
50,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY!

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1

I think we should all be able to tase 7 yr olds, gotta keep those brats in line.

Posted by Get Off My Lawn | November 2, 2006 3:12 PM
2

The Democrat in question believes police should use tasers to subdue kids instead of gunning them down.

So obviously, the Republican supports shooting 7 year olds.

Posted by Aexia | November 2, 2006 3:17 PM
3

Slate's got a good story on this very fact: the Republican ads are across the board indisputably far, far worse than any Democratic ads.

Party of values, indeed. Party of "hold on to power no matter what it takes."

Posted by david | November 2, 2006 3:38 PM
4

Wait a sec - it's not legal to tase them now? What kind of nanny-state bullshit is that?

Damn, I hope those little punks who smashed my pumpkins don't tattle on me about the 50,000 volts...

Posted by Wait, that's illegal? | November 2, 2006 3:49 PM
5

oh, those crazy, crazy liberals and their electricity!

Posted by erostratus | November 2, 2006 4:16 PM
6

50,000 watts of power (taser on). Jonathan Richman needs to update.

Posted by Fnarf | November 2, 2006 4:52 PM
7

That is AWESOME!! I love how the girl's eyes get wide as she's eating her PB&J and 50,000 volts of electricity go shooting through her ear. hahaha And the dancing letters of "bizarre" are fun too.

Posted by him | November 2, 2006 9:57 PM
8

someone should tase the GOP with 50,000 bolts. I'd rather replace the geriatric old pervs with 7 year olds anyways. The GOP must STOP.

Posted by sputnik | November 3, 2006 7:56 AM

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