Nepotism Some Levity
posted by November 8 at 10:26 AM
onJust as there are good drunks and bad drunks, there are good hangovers and bad hangovers. Nothing reinforces a good hangover, like the one I’m sure most Slog readers and writers earned last night, than a larf.
So, as a service from Chicago, this timely joke from Neil Steinberg’s column in today’s Sun-Times.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate. Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man walks over. The driver rolls down his window and asks: “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
“Most people are giving about a gallon.”
High gas prices be damned.
Comments
My mouth tastes funny. Why are these goddamn lights so fucking bright?
My head hurts, but I still came to work with a smile on my face today!
Best. Hangover. Ever.
Excellent. I had two of the Stranger Specials - but spent a lot of time over at the Sheraton parties, before coming back around midnight.
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