Sex Sexual Healing, or Grandma says, “Orgasm for Peace!”
posted by on November 20 at 11:28 AM
Sick of war? Sure.
Selfish with your orgasms? Ditto.
Wanna do something about it? Yeah, me the fuck too.
Well, now we can!
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.“The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” Reffell said Sunday. “Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.”
…The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of “my missile is bigger than your missile,” as Reffell put it.
You can find a countdown to blast-off here on the official Global Orgasm homepage, which states, “This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.”
Hear that? The Mayan Calendar demands peace.
A few skeptics out there might be thinking, how will they measure the effectiveness of our big fucking orgasm? What sort of Litmus test do dead Mayans offer?
Rest assured, the website explains, “the results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.”
Satisfied?
Only 31 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes and 11 seconds to go before orgasm! Peace!
Please don't get me started on 2012 and the return of Quetzalcoatl.
I once received, as a gift, a spice bottle of cumin (a quintessential Mexican spice!) marked with a Best Used By date of December 21, 2012.
PHEW.
Global Orgasm day seems to be a total rip-off of Globalgasm.com, which has been around since 2001. Weird. Maybe the two events should have an orgasm smackdown?
Odd that you don't see many people getting excited about the traditional Mayan celebration of calendar rollovers: ritual bloodletting, by either piercing genitals with sting-ray spines or pulling a barbed rope through your tongue. Those guys knew how to have a good time.
what the hell...I'm down.
Can I focus on getting a piece instead?
The Mayan calendar, like most, recycles. But, oh what the hell, I'll give an orgasm for peace and have one as well (afterwards, of course).
Cumin is also a source for many puerile puns in my kitchen.
This is so weird. Just yesterday I was looking at the calendar and thinking, "I need to find a good reason to have sex on Dec 22."
PROBLEM SOLVED!
Now what are the odds I can find a dead deer on the side of the road on that date?
But what about those of us who only want an angry rage fuck?
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