Sex Sexual Healing, or Grandma says, “Orgasm for Peace!”
posted by November 20 at 11:28 AMon
Sick of war? Sure.
Selfish with your orgasms? Ditto.
Wanna do something about it? Yeah, me the fuck too.
Well, now we can!
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
“The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it,” Reffell said Sunday. “Your mind is like a blank. It’s like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change.”
The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of “my missile is bigger than your missile,” as Reffell put it.
You can find a countdown to blast-off here on the official Global Orgasm homepage, which states, “This is the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace, leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.”
Hear that? The Mayan Calendar demands peace.
A few skeptics out there might be thinking, how will they measure the effectiveness of our big fucking orgasm? What sort of Litmus test do dead Mayans offer?
Rest assured, the website explains, “the results will be measured on the worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project.”
Only 31 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes and 11 seconds to go before