Comments on Sex on a plane

Reminds me of a dirty version of an old song that my dear spouse used to sing, long ago, when we were oh so young and tender:
Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the - Mor-or-or-or - ning.
Nothing could be sweeter than my sweetie when I eat her in the - mor-or-or-or-ning....

Does that work for tennis elbow?

I also think that a vagina is too often overlooked as a potential panacea for the world's ills. :-)

pigeon

How about the common flu?

*cough! Hack! Wheeze!*

Why do they envy us so?

First it's gays - so they pop up tons of closeted gays to run as GOP members at all levels.

Now they want to make sex on planes illicit so they can ruin it for the rest of us.

Why do they need things to be illegal for them to find it exciting?

I always liked the middle aisle on the big planes, the risk factor was higher anyway.

Clearly the answer to all my life's ills was under my nose, or in this case, under a woman's pants, all along.

THANKS, Stranger, for enlightening me w/r/t to the healing powers of the- WAITAMINUTE, PATRIOT ACT?! WTF?!

I'm not sure if Airline ("Everyone Has Their Baggage") is still on the air, but I thought how good an episode that would be (although, there was no taping in the air). . .

Does Medicare cover vagina nuzzling and can I get a prescription?

WE GOT MUTHAFUCKIN' SEX ON THE MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

what - no blankets

and the smilihg is certainly borderline criminal

Ah yes, whose sympathies wouldn't lie with the person threatening violence on a flight attendant while in mid-flight?