Life Sex on a plane
posted by on November 15 at 12:01 PM
A new form of terror, or innocent homeopathic remedy?
A couple’s ill-concealed sexual play aboard a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles got them charged with violating the Patriot Act, intended for terrorist acts, and could land them in jail for 20 years.“Persing was observed nuzzling or kissing Sewell on the neck, and … with his face pressed against Sewell’s vaginal area. During these actions, Sewell was observed smiling,” reads the indictment filed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
On a second warning from the flight attendant, Persing snapped back threatening the flight attendant with “serious consequences” if he did not leave them alone.
The comment was enough to have the couple, both in their early 40s, arrested when the plane reached its destination in Raleigh, North Carolina, and charged with obstructing a flight attendant and with criminal association.
According to his lawyer: Persing suffers from a chronic disease requiring medication that makes him drowsy, dizzy and irritable.
A chronic disease which recalled Persing’s head to his partner’s vagina like a homing pigeon, because everyone knows that nuzzling vaginas is a motherfucking cure-all. Bad day at the office? Stick your head in a vagina. Chronic migraine got you down? Tea-cozy that sucker. It’s why I do pilates.
My sympathies lie with the supposed “terrorists”. Here’s hoping both defendants find vaginas to console themselves in during this difficult time.
Reminds me of a dirty version of an old song that my dear spouse used to sing, long ago, when we were oh so young and tender:
Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the - Mor-or-or-or - ning.
Nothing could be sweeter than my sweetie when I eat her in the - mor-or-or-or-ning....
Does that work for tennis elbow?
I also think that a vagina is too often overlooked as a potential panacea for the world's ills. :-)
pigeon
How about the common flu?
*cough! Hack! Wheeze!*
Why do they envy us so?
First it's gays - so they pop up tons of closeted gays to run as GOP members at all levels.
Now they want to make sex on planes illicit so they can ruin it for the rest of us.
Why do they need things to be illegal for them to find it exciting?
I always liked the middle aisle on the big planes, the risk factor was higher anyway.
Clearly the answer to all my life's ills was under my nose, or in this case, under a woman's pants, all along.
THANKS, Stranger, for enlightening me w/r/t to the healing powers of the- WAITAMINUTE, PATRIOT ACT?! WTF?!
I'm not sure if Airline ("Everyone Has Their Baggage") is still on the air, but I thought how good an episode that would be (although, there was no taping in the air). . .
Does Medicare cover vagina nuzzling and can I get a prescription?
WE GOT MUTHAFUCKIN' SEX ON THE MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!
what - no blankets
and the smilihg is certainly borderline criminal
Ah yes, whose sympathies wouldn't lie with the person threatening violence on a flight attendant while in mid-flight?
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