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on November 15 at
Looks as if they liked the speech I gave last night at Cornell—they’ve named a building after me. It’s not the loveliest building on campus, but it’s an honor nevertheless.
My daughter's school, alas. Any college that could let you give a speech and that could give Ann Coulter a degree needs to give it up.
What was the subject of the speech?
Is Savage Hall the dorm where the male swimmers live? If not, why not?
I think on avg. Cornell has more suicides than all of Washington, and that's saying something ... hopeful?
Let me give a speech? Worse than that, pops. They paid me to give a speech.
I promise to spend your daughter's tuition money on rentboys, drugs, and leather pants.
Always enjoyable to see you toot your horn, Mr. Savage. So, what did you talk about in your speech?
Oh, and I didn't say that Santorum ran in 2004, and then in 2006. I said 2000, then 2006...
Did you end up going to the porn night at Risley?
No, Joel. I appreciated the invite... but... it would have been fun for five minutes - for the Risley residents - when I arrived. Then I would have become the old guy at the porn screening, a regular Mark Foley. I thought it better to let the kids enjoy their porn in peace. I went out and had a slice and a beer instead.
Wow... Who did you threaten to have dragged behind a truck at this particular talk? Or are you back to hissies about pussy liberals not wanting wars again?
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