Politics Santorum for Sale!
posted by November 10 at 14:17 PM
onAs Wonkette reported and several Slog readers wrote in to celebrate,
Rick Santorum’s office furniture is up for sale on Craigslist.
And while it seems like some cubicle walls exposed to so much Santorum would make a dandy companion to Savage’s beloved Ann Landers desk, he’s not interested. He won’t even laugh at the hilarious jokes I continue to make about Santorum’s crybaby daughter. He used to be cool, but he changed.
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Schmader, are you high today? Coffee buzz? You are cracking me up. Whatever you're doing/ingesting, keep it up!
I've been suspiciously giddy since the Dems took the Senate. There's no drug like progress. Except PCP.
I had a friend today tell me she thought I sounded unusually giddy for no apparent reason. I told her I'd been this way pretty much constantly since Tuesday night.
Seeing Santorum's furniture/cubicals being sold off like so much detritus is immensely satisfying. And I don't even have to feel slightly guilty over the hurt feelings of his crying spawn (you know those kids all face years of therapy when they finally escape the nest).
I too have been light-headed and smiley and find myself dancing around a bit. Why, even wrote a little song that I've been singing to myself.
Every half hour or so, without any warning, I find myself yelling, "SUBPOENAS!" I can't seem to stop.
those Santorum chairs are going to have to be recovered...
Someone needs to purchase these, and donate them to Club Z.
Been floating a lot - matching the weather via sheer mental release.
SGN wants partners to buy any Santorum chair, will bolt it to the sidewalk there in front of the Stranger, we can all piss on it in the night, one more bad memory erased ...... right neighborhood about 2:00 am.
It was a beginning of one hell of a night when Rick Santorum was routed out of office, later the the US Senate was saved by a real brutish Montana farmer and a retired USN Admiral, yes sir, defector from the Rs to the Dem. party -- what a natural rush it has been. Yes, a great movie. The Rout Which Saved America .....
Next to the Santorum chair we could bolt a mock up of Jim West's gravestone, piss on that too from time to time.
Going to buy only Tester's Montana Organic Lentils from now on, at any price.
Are you a native speaker of English, George?
Fnarf: If you appreciate the Bakan literary aesthetic, you should know that he has AN ENTIRE NEWSPAPER!
It is called the Seattel Gay Noos and IT FUCKING ROCKS.
Really, pick one up. You'll learn a lot, and laugh more.
So had to break the spell - hey, David. But it will take much more than this to sour my euphoric mood.
It is called the SGN, Seattle Gay News, been publishing for 33 years, weekly tabloid.
Do pick up the current edition, or go online at sgn.org. We have been online longer than any other gay newspaper in the US - back to the beginning of the net.
Back when the Stranger was not even a concept.
The Stranger has enjoyed piling on us in their typical pile on formula for a long time, very boring after ten years and many, many versions of the same barbs.
I am a Seattle native, the perfect pre development Bellevue rearing, woods and creeks- etc., fluent in French perhaps linguistically fuled by my father who was Croatian and spoke very accented and somewhat broken English.
that is ha ha hilarious.!!
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