Comments on The Morning News

In other news, South Africa legalized civil unions.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/11/14/safrica.gay.marriage.ap/index.html

I thought ECB was banned from news. Something about her sucking as a writer or something?

I'm pro ECB and I think Bush is going start chafing under D rule in about 10 seconds.

Ah, Norquist. The same man who said this:

Democrats will only become acceptable, declared Grover Norquist, the president of Americans for Tax Reform, once they "are comfortable in their minority status." He added, "Any farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant, but when they've been fixed, then they are happy and sedate."

Slog, you have been moving SO SLOW yesterday and today. I *need* you. You're one of the only websites my company hasn't banned yet.

There's a rumor that Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the Frat Boy once got silly drunk and tooled around a NASCAR oval. There apparently was an accident and the Frat Boy was hospitalized for a few days. Because noone was making any money off the shenanigans, he decided not to sue.

I'm surprised that guy is one of the john does. When I saw the movie, I instantly assumed it was the other two douchebags the guy was hanging with who were going to sue. This guy was relatively harmless compared to them.

People from Alabama are always shocked when they get outside the state for the first time and find out they're cracker shitheads.

Yeah, I agree that the fat guy came across as the least, uh, douchebaggy of the 3.

I enjoy reading the slog, and the morning news is interesting, but sometimes it makes me want to jump out a window it's so depressing:
-Bush wants more dead soldiers
-jobs leaving
-Bush okays "disappearances" (tomorrow? Mexicans decide to build their own wall)
-battered women are 'whiners'
-global warming

hyeeaaahhh .... splat.