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posted by November 14 at 6:00 AM
onBush: Opposed to Democrats’ timetable for Iraq pullout.
GOP Congress: Back in session, days after overwhelming Democratic win.
Giant sucking sound: Perot taking American jobs to Mexico.
Blair: Urges “evolving” strategy in Middle East, potentially including a “new partnership” with Iran.
Detained immigrants: Have no rights, Bush says.
Ground: Broken, for MLK memorial.
Mistress-throttling: No problem. Mistresses who “whine” about being throttled? To blame for Republican losses.
Giuliani: In the running in 2008.
US: Worst on global warming, followed by Saudi Arabia and China.
Clothes and food and tender happiness and frills
: What Katie Holmes needs, according to Scientology.
Frat boy who sued Borat producers: “Drinks like a fish every day,” according to his Myspace page.
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In other news, South Africa legalized civil unions.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/11/14/safrica.gay.marriage.ap/index.html
I thought ECB was banned from news. Something about her sucking as a writer or something?
I'm pro ECB and I think Bush is going start chafing under D rule in about 10 seconds.
Ah, Norquist. The same man who said this:
Slog, you have been moving SO SLOW yesterday and today. I *need* you. You're one of the only websites my company hasn't banned yet.
There's a rumor that Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the Frat Boy once got silly drunk and tooled around a NASCAR oval. There apparently was an accident and the Frat Boy was hospitalized for a few days. Because noone was making any money off the shenanigans, he decided not to sue.
I'm surprised that guy is one of the john does. When I saw the movie, I instantly assumed it was the other two douchebags the guy was hanging with who were going to sue. This guy was relatively harmless compared to them.
People from Alabama are always shocked when they get outside the state for the first time and find out they're cracker shitheads.
Yeah, I agree that the fat guy came across as the least, uh, douchebaggy of the 3.
I enjoy reading the slog, and the morning news is interesting, but sometimes it makes me want to jump out a window it's so depressing:
-Bush wants more dead soldiers
-jobs leaving
-Bush okays "disappearances" (tomorrow? Mexicans decide to build their own wall)
-battered women are 'whiners'
-global warming
hyeeaaahhh .... splat.
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