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Why does no one believe me when I say he touches me?

Posted by Texas Girl | November 8, 2006 2:36 PM
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Hey, Stranger folks, I'm all for throwing mud at Santorum, but can we at least leave his kids out of it?

Posted by Adam | November 8, 2006 2:36 PM
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Oh, shit, now he's going to be home all the time

Posted by Texal Guy | November 8, 2006 2:39 PM
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he has chosen to make us and our children an issue in his campaigns therefore he and his fugly kids are fair game!


how 'bout: "how am i going to tell him i'm a lesbian, NOW?!?!"

Posted by dan's boyfriend | November 8, 2006 2:40 PM
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'How long must I wait until my babydaddy Adam comes and swoops me up out of here like he promised?'

Posted by Hunkerking | November 8, 2006 2:41 PM
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"I wish Dad would get done with his boring speech so we could go sing 'The Lonely Goatherd' at the Salzburg Music Festival!"

Posted by giantladysquirrels | November 8, 2006 2:45 PM
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Posted by blehpunk | November 8, 2006 2:46 PM
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I wish Mom would stop dressing me and my stillborn sibling in matching pinafores.

Posted by giantladysquirrels | November 8, 2006 2:48 PM
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You stole the pinafores right outta my mouth, GLS.

Posted by cienna | November 8, 2006 2:52 PM
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them some ugly ass kids.

Posted by SeMe | November 8, 2006 2:55 PM
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I'm thrilled he's gone. I donated money to help it happen. I held my breath and cheered when it was official. But I get no joy from the tears of his kids. The whole point of this election is that we are the GOOD GUYS. And the good guys WON. We're better than this. We have no need to gloat over the misery of a child. Do we?

Posted by anastasia | November 8, 2006 3:00 PM
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Of course we don't NEED to, Anastasia. We do it because it's FUN.

Little Missy's crying because her brother got santorum all over her dollie.

Posted by Fnarf | November 8, 2006 3:08 PM
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hey dickwad, the harry potter audition was YESTERDAY.

Posted by alithea | November 8, 2006 3:12 PM
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"Why and how is mommy poking my sin hole like that?? It hurts!"

Posted by chris | November 8, 2006 3:13 PM
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"Let's start the bidding at $100. Do I hear $100?"

Posted by Joe.My.God. | November 8, 2006 3:13 PM
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Girl: Santorum tastes like poopoo, Daddy!
Rick: Quiet, honey. Daddy has to admit defeat now.

Posted by Gomez | November 8, 2006 3:13 PM
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"Why and how is mommy poking my sin hole like that?? It hurts!"

Posted by chris | November 8, 2006 3:14 PM
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"God, what smells like shit?"

Posted by jld | November 8, 2006 3:16 PM
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"Let's start the bidding at $100. Do I hear $100?"

Posted by Joe.My.God. | November 8, 2006 3:16 PM
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Doesn't this picture (sans dirty Rick) remind anyone of Flowers in the attic?

Posted by chris | November 8, 2006 3:17 PM
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Meanwhile, in an act of rebellion over the only thing in his life he can control, Rick Jr. soils himself.

Posted by Pox | November 8, 2006 3:23 PM
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Joe my god takes the cake. Well played!

Posted by whippersnapple | November 8, 2006 3:28 PM
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" I look forward to spending more time with my family and my dog, though not in That Way, of course."

Posted by Schola Cocksucka | November 8, 2006 3:33 PM
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"Shitty night at Hogwarts."

Posted by Dominic | November 8, 2006 3:37 PM
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At the conclusion of a hard fought but ultimately unsuccessful Senate race, Rick Santorum announces he's exhausted and plans to unwind with a massage.

His family reacts accrodingly.

Posted by ricky | November 8, 2006 3:41 PM
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At the conclusion of a hard fought but ultimately unsuccessful Senate race, Rick Santorum announces he's exhausted and plans to unwind with a massage.

His family reacts accrodingly.

Posted by ricky | November 8, 2006 3:41 PM
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1. Best picture ever.

2. Better his kids than the country.

Posted by Lauren | November 8, 2006 3:41 PM
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"Uh-oh, Daddy's wearing the brown trousers now. Good thing he wore the jacket to match! But this podium is malodrous! He's finally loosed...the Inner Sanctorum!"

Posted by Bob Giarrusso | November 8, 2006 3:50 PM
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Ewww! Mommy, I HATE my name! It's gross!

Posted by K | November 8, 2006 4:12 PM
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Also, does anyone else think it's really tacky that her doll's dress matches her own?

Posted by K | November 8, 2006 4:13 PM
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"Bad news: I'm conceding the election. Good news: Borat is buying our children."

Posted by Special K | November 8, 2006 4:14 PM
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"Ew! Now I know why that German lady didn't want a neck massage!"

Posted by COMTE | November 8, 2006 4:27 PM
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Okay, so let's just do this election over, and my wife won't pull the trigger.

Posted by Noink | November 8, 2006 4:29 PM
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And HE'S the one who made his kids an issue by bringing them up on stage to cry. Totally pathetic, undignified, and just all-around unfortunate move.

Posted by Noink | November 8, 2006 4:30 PM
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"awww, now the web site that seattle sex columnist put up comparing my family name to sex fluids will not be as funny."

Or

"I hate looking like a 45 year old church mother with 14 children."

Or

"At least my vagina matches my clothes"

Posted by brandon | November 8, 2006 4:37 PM
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Posted by josh | November 8, 2006 4:38 PM
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nice kids, upset by all the stupid adults around them exuding negative and petty energy, including this slog

shame

remember your little boy will be seeking hand jobs from her in jr high - and show and hospital games much earlier

get a grip strandger danger folks, you are acting weirdo

Posted by Jack | November 8, 2006 5:12 PM
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Fat Girl w/Doll:


"Allahu Akbar!"


*blammo!*

Posted by Handsome Dan | November 8, 2006 5:14 PM
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how about: don't blame me because my dad is a jerk.

we've got like, what, a million targets today and everyone wants to pick on an a harmless little girl?

that photo will haunt that poor girl for the rest of her life. as dear old "boston" tommy ryan used to say, don't pick on the cripple.

Posted by kerri harrop | November 8, 2006 5:50 PM
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Oh hell, Kerri. Seeing his family cry made my night last night. They're hardly cripples.

Posted by Mark Mitchell | November 8, 2006 7:42 PM
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Maybe if I just crap my pants they'll take me home.

Posted by Tom in Chicago | November 8, 2006 11:10 PM
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Pictured: Count Olaf, left, with Esmé Squalor and the Baudelaire orphans.

Posted by Mike | November 9, 2006 12:00 AM
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Don't mix lentils, beer, ice cream and twix.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | November 9, 2006 7:49 AM
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"Just found out that Jesus Camp was cancelled too"

Posted by leekyblo | November 9, 2006 2:29 PM
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"You can stop praying now, honey...God(TM) is just like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and you're too old to believe in that now."

Posted by Joe | November 9, 2006 10:04 PM

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