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Monday, November 27, 2006

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

posted by on November 27 at 11:55 AM

In this missive, we find the Prayer Warrior acting in his role as Hollywood power broker…


November 27, 2006

Dear Prayer Warrior,

Please pray for me today as I talk to Sylvester Stallone, who wants my endorsement on the family quality of his new Rocky movie.

Also, pray for Rick Warren, who would like us to pray that he will not be misunderstood regarding AIDS awareness and the “peace movement.”

Your Pastor,

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"peace movement"

Hutcherson is learning "snark", I "see"

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | November 27, 2006 12:30 PM

I hope Hutch prays for me to have a pizza appear... I'm hungry.

Posted by Dave Coffman | November 27, 2006 12:41 PM

If you have a good, Christian opinion on AIDS awareness and the "peace movement", there's no need to pray that you won't be misunderstood.

What a dumbass. People actually look to this asswipe for spiritual guidance?

Posted by catalina vel-duray | November 27, 2006 12:57 PM

Man, the new Rocky movie just keeps moving forward into complete suck-dom.

When I first saw the trailer last year, I said "Cool".

Then I read about the plot and said, "Hmm".

Now, I read this and say, "Barf".

Posted by laterite | November 27, 2006 3:52 PM

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